The Instigator
finntheninja
Pro (for)
Losing
9 Points
The Contender
AgentWhite
Con (against)
Winning
13 Points

Yo mama jokes

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after 4 votes the winner is...
AgentWhite
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 12/11/2014 Category: Entertainment
Updated: 1 year ago Status: Post Voting Period
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Debate Rounds (4)
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finntheninja

Pro

First round is confirmation 2 jokes per round in the last three rounds
Debate Round No. 1
finntheninja

Pro

Yo mama is so fat she has your own gravitational pull

Yo mama is so fat she stood in line with manequins for 2 hours
AgentWhite

Con

Yo mama so fat that when she steps on a scale buzz light year pops out and says to infinity and beyond.

Yo mama so short, she can hanglide with a dorito.
Debate Round No. 2
finntheninja

Pro

what about the worlds largest dorito which is twice the size of an average hang glider

Yo mama is so fat her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does

Yo mamas so fat i took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing
AgentWhite

Con

Yo mama so hairy that when she woke up this morning she was in a zoo exhibit.

Yo mama so fat that when she jumps in the air she gets stuck.
Debate Round No. 3
finntheninja

Pro

Yo mamas so stupid she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 cent

Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.

please vote

AgentWhite

Con

Yo mama so racist that when she sees a swimming pool of black people she yells coco puffs.

Yo mama so ugly, she makes blind children cry.

Boom! Boom! BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Debate Round No. 4
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Vote Placed by LostintheEcho1498 1 year ago
LostintheEcho1498
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Reasons for voting decision: Con had better jokes while Pro tried to make a comeback with the Doritos jibe, strictly against his own structure.
Vote Placed by CentristX 1 year ago
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Reasons for voting decision: I'm dead, this debate was so stupid xD Vote goes to Con, because jokes were funnier and closer to original (though none of them were). Also, Pro made the comment "what about the worlds largest dorito which is twice the size of an average hang glider," which instantly made him lose credibility.
Vote Placed by jesusfreak22 1 year ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Best on Pro: "Yo mama is so fat her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does" Best on Con: "Yo mama so racist that when she sees a swimming pool of black people she yells coco puffs." Now I shall forever laugh at this
Vote Placed by kawaii_crazy 1 year ago
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Reasons for voting decision: I've hardly ever heard any yo mamma jokes, yet I remembered some of the ones the contender told. Points go to the instigator for grammar and originality.