The Instigator
spiderman12345
Pro (for)
Losing
4 Points
The Contender
Complicated_Mind
Con (against)
Winning
13 Points

Yo mama smack down

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Post Voting Period
The voting period for this debate has ended.
after 3 votes the winner is...
Complicated_Mind
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 1/28/2014 Category: Entertainment
Updated: 2 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 751 times Debate No: 44768
Debate Rounds (5)
Comments (11)
Votes (3)

 

spiderman12345

Pro

One joke per round
Also no trolling let us begin me first

Yo mama so old there was no history class
Complicated_Mind

Con

Accepted!!!!

Yo mama is so UGLY that she made a rapist scream!
Debate Round No. 1
spiderman12345

Pro

Yo mama so fat scientist used her belt to measure the equator
Complicated_Mind

Con

Yo mama's so HAIRY that when you were born you had rug burn!
Debate Round No. 2
spiderman12345

Pro

Your mama so stupid she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth
Complicated_Mind

Con

Yo mama so HAIRY that when she went outside everyone called animal control!
Debate Round No. 3
spiderman12345

Pro

Yo mama so fat that she was the cause of our world hunger
Complicated_Mind

Con

Yo mama is so fat that when she walked in front of my house I missed three days of sunlight.
Debate Round No. 4
spiderman12345

Pro

Yo mama so skinny she used cherios for hoola hoops.
Nice jokes lets see the voters pick
Complicated_Mind

Con

Yo mama is so small she used a condom as a sleeping bag.

Thanks for instigating this. Hopefully I didn't make too much of a fool out of myself. ;)
Debate Round No. 5
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Posted by marinaspins 2 years ago
marinaspins
now THIS is what needs to happen more often. also, couldve been more ofensive on the jokes, you know?
Posted by STALIN 2 years ago
STALIN
Ye I'm sorry I had to give your opponent the points.
Posted by spiderman12345 2 years ago
spiderman12345
I am ok with losing I just wanted to see what this debate will be like
Posted by spiderman12345 2 years ago
spiderman12345
Vote
Posted by STALIN 2 years ago
STALIN
OK I'm going to read n' vote
Posted by spiderman12345 2 years ago
spiderman12345
Comments this fast
Posted by STALIN 2 years ago
STALIN
This looks fun.
Posted by PiercedPanda 2 years ago
PiercedPanda
Yo mama so dumb she sat on the tv to watch the couch
Yo mama so dumb she asked for a price checker at dollorama.
Posted by Complicated_Mind 2 years ago
Complicated_Mind
@Jifpop09: That's not nice lol. It's all in good fun, though. ;)
It is disappointing that we can only post one joke per round, though.
Posted by spiderman12345 2 years ago
spiderman12345
You dont have to add a rude reply
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Vote Placed by Krazzy_Player 2 years ago
Krazzy_Player
spiderman12345Complicated_MindTied
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Reasons for voting decision: Con's jokes were funnier.
Vote Placed by STALIN 2 years ago
STALIN
spiderman12345Complicated_MindTied
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Reasons for voting decision: I will simply say who's joke I found funnier for each round. R1: Con. R2: Con. R3: Con. R4: Con. R5: Con. I feel bad about giving all of them to Con but I did find him funnier and more creative. Great debate to bothe sides.
Vote Placed by PiercedPanda 2 years ago
PiercedPanda
spiderman12345Complicated_MindTied
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Reasons for voting decision: I enjoyed con's jokes more.