The Instigator
Tim98
Pro (for)
Winning
27 Points
The Contender
ockcatdaddy
Con (against)
Losing
10 Points

Yo mamma jokes

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after 8 votes the winner is...
Tim98
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 3/10/2013 Category: Miscellaneous
Updated: 4 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 2,173 times Debate No: 31129
Debate Rounds (5)
Comments (9)
Votes (8)

 

Tim98

Pro

This is a yo mamma joke contest, feel free to post in the first round. You can only have 5 jokes total. Keep the jokes clean. No swearing.
ockcatdaddy

Con

are we posting 5 per round or five overall and first round i sha'll play fair and make it even by not posting any
Debate Round No. 1
Tim98

Pro

You can have 5 jokes total,not 5 in every round.

Yo mama's so fat that this town really ISN'T big enough for the both of us.
ockcatdaddy

Con

yo momma so fat when she try to get out of bed she rock herself back to sleep
Debate Round No. 2
Tim98

Pro

Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.
ockcatdaddy

Con

yo mama is so fat that her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Debate Round No. 3
Tim98

Pro

You're mama is so poor that she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
ockcatdaddy

Con

Yo mama is so ugly that I took her to the zoo, guy at the door said "Thanks for bringing her back."
Debate Round No. 4
Tim98

Pro

yo mama so fat she need cheat codes for wii fit.
Yo momma's so fat, she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world!

Thanks for the debate, it was fun.
ockcatdaddy

Con

I'll take it that we are doing two jokes in the end so therefore it will be even I sha'll do two so the voters cannot take off for poor conduct

yo momma is like a brick flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans

Yo mama so flat she called the doctor and asked if she had a sex change and forgot.
Debate Round No. 5
9 comments have been posted on this debate. Showing 1 through 9 records.
Posted by Tim98 4 years ago
Tim98
I said in the first round to keep the jokes clean.
Posted by ockcatdaddy 4 years ago
ockcatdaddy
sorry you should have clarified in the debate round not in this so last round cant be counted against me
Posted by Tim98 4 years ago
Tim98
The last joke is a yo mamma so fat.
Posted by Tim98 4 years ago
Tim98
To mamma so far that when she sat on a bible Jesus appeared and said let my people out. Don't vote for me because of this joke, I'd have an unfair advantage, I just wanted to post it.
Posted by Double_R 4 years ago
Double_R
Well I would talk about your mama... but she's right here!
Posted by ockcatdaddy 4 years ago
ockcatdaddy
please vote this debate people
Posted by Tim98 4 years ago
Tim98
Do you guys like the jokes I posted?
Posted by June57 4 years ago
June57
Haha.... pizzadoctor I love the taxi and printing one!!!
One I heard on the other one that I liked:

Yo momma so fat that when she got in the elevator it went down!!!!
Posted by pizzadoctor 4 years ago
pizzadoctor
Fat Jokes
Yo mama so fat when she sat on an ipod it turned into an ipad.
Yo mama is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell taxi
Yo mama is so fat that I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing
Yo mama is so fat that her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard
Ugly Joke
Yo mama is so ugly that people go as her for Halloween
Yo mama is so ugly that she makes blind children cry
Yo mama is so ugly that she put the Boogie Man out of business
Yo mama is so ugly that she made Barack Obama lose hope
8 votes have been placed for this debate. Showing 1 through 8 records.
Vote Placed by Archangel35 4 years ago
Archangel35
Tim98ockcatdaddyTied
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Reasons for voting decision: Both had nice jokes, but Pro's last most of his we're better and made me laugh more.
Vote Placed by RawChicken 4 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Both had good jokes, but Pro made me laugh more
Vote Placed by Daktoria 4 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Pro was cleaner. Con's bellybutton joke was boring, Con forgot that it was 5 jokes in total, and Con's last two jokes were a tad overt.
Vote Placed by qopel 4 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: How is this a debate?
Vote Placed by Double_R 4 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: To figure this one out I decided to rate each joke from 1 to 3. The jokes stacked up like this... Pro: 1,2,3,2,2. Con: 1,3,3,3,1. Final Score: Pro 10, Con 11. Victory to Con in a nail bitter. 7 points awarded to Con to counter twilke's vote.
Vote Placed by twilke 4 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Better Jokes
Vote Placed by johnlubba 4 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Con clearly won, the first two jokes had my sides splitting.
Vote Placed by TripleM160 4 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Made me laugh more.