Yo mamma smack down
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Yo mama is so fat, she works at the movie theater as the screen.
Yo mama is so stupid, when she was locked in a grocery store one night she starved almost to death.
Yo mama's so fat, she is the main cause of our world hunger.
Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
Yo mama so ugly, restaurants use her picture to chase people out at closing time.
Yo mama so stupid, I put a scratch-n-sniff at the bottom of a pool and she drowned.
Yo mama is so stupid, she saw a CarFax commercial and tried to sue the company when a fox didn't come out of her mobile phone.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she told her doctor that she might be pregnant everyone in the office burst out laughing
Yo mama is so stupid, when she saw "What Does The Fox Say?!" She actually thought that everything the fox said in the video was the sound of an actual fox.
Yo mama's teeth so yellow, cars slow down when they see them.
Yo mama so dirty, she took a shower and lost 20 pounds.
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said, "whales belong in the ocean".
Yo mamma is so stupid, when I told her to "cry me a river build me a bridge and get over it", she actually devoted her life to doing that.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she entered herself into the amateurs beauty pageant they had the audience sign a lease basically saying that they understood the consequences.
Yo mamma is so ugly, one time they mistook her for a gorilla and shot her at the zoo.
Back to you.
Yo mama so old she signed Moses' yearbook and owes Jesus 5 bucks.
Yo mama so ugly, it looks like her face caught on fire, and yo family tried to put it out with a fork.
Yo mama so fat, she walked by the TV and I missed 3 commercials.
Yo mamma is so ugly, when God made her He said: "Oops!!!"
Yo mamma is so fat that when she played musical chairs everyone was out because she took up all of the chairs
Yo mamma is so stupid she went to the dentist to go get a Bluetooth
Yo mama so stupid, when the weather forecast said it would by chilly, she went out with a spoon.
Yo mama so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.
Ladies and Gentleman, vote Con.
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