The Instigator
tbtaylor
Pro (for)
Losing
10 Points
The Contender
Kinesis
Con (against)
Winning
20 Points

Yo momma fight

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Post Voting Period
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after 5 votes the winner is...
Kinesis
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 2/1/2010 Category: Miscellaneous
Updated: 6 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 1,929 times Debate No: 11047
Debate Rounds (4)
Comments (16)
Votes (5)

 

tbtaylor

Pro

Your momma is so dumb she was speaking into a envelope and i asked her what she was doing.. I just trying to send a voice mail.

Your momma is so poor when I walked inside her house their was cockroaches on the couch singing we are family, Ive got all my sisters with me

Your momma is just like a door knob.. everyone gets a turn
Kinesis

Con

1. Yo Mamma's so stupid that when she saw a "Wet Floor" sign she did.

2. Yo Mamma's so fat when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...

3. Yo Mama So Stupid when you were born, she looked at your umbilical cord and said, "Wow, it comes with cable too!"
Debate Round No. 1
tbtaylor

Pro

Your mom is so ugly that Rice Krispies wouldn't even talk to her......

Yo momma so dumb when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not permitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."
Kinesis

Con

1. Yo Mama's so ugly she made an onion cry.

2. Yo Mama's so fat, when she backs up she beeps.

3. Yo Mama's so stupid, when the pc said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the Any key.
Debate Round No. 2
tbtaylor

Pro

Yo mama like a racing car...she burns four rubbers in one night

Yo mama like a parking garage, three bucks and you're in

Yo mama like a 5 foot tall basketball hoop, it isn't that hard to score.
Kinesis

Con

1. Yo mama's like 7-Eleven... open all night, hot to go, and for 89 cents you can get a slurpy.

2. Yo mama's like school at 3 o'clock... children keep coming out and nobody can remember all the fathers.

3. Yo mama's like a turtle, once she's on her back she's f*cked.
Debate Round No. 3
tbtaylor

Pro

Yo Momma so short that she has to hold up a sign that says, "Dont Spit! I Cant Swim!"

Yo mama like a shot gun, two cocks and she blows!

Yo mama like Humpty Dumpty... first she gets humped, then she gets dumped
Kinesis

Con

1. Yo mama's so fat she was wearing a yellow shirt and the kids thought she was a school bus.

2. Yo mama's so fat that when the whales saw her they started singing "we are family"

3. Yo mama's so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it.
Debate Round No. 4
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Posted by darkfire251 6 years ago
darkfire251
u guys rock! :)
Posted by darkfire251 6 years ago
darkfire251
This is hilarious! XD
Posted by tbtaylor 6 years ago
tbtaylor
Awww thank you
Posted by Kinesis 6 years ago
Kinesis
Totally agree. If I could vote, I would have voted for you. :)
Posted by tbtaylor 6 years ago
tbtaylor
I do not see why I lost my jokes were alot funnier than his
Posted by DannyAlfFan 6 years ago
DannyAlfFan
sucks
Posted by philosphical 6 years ago
philosphical
hmm. I thought it was pretty even, three for both of you :)
Posted by philosphical 6 years ago
philosphical
hmm. I thought it was pretty even, three for both of you :)
Posted by Kinesis 6 years ago
Kinesis
Okay.
Posted by tbtaylor 6 years ago
tbtaylor
don't forfeited
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