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"You Might Be A Redneck If" Debate

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phantom
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 4/8/2011 Category: Miscellaneous
Updated: 6 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 1,551 times Debate No: 15857
Debate Rounds (5)
Comments (8)
Votes (3)

 

Johnny_Hellfire

Pro

Ok, we each post up to 10 redneck if jokes each round. Simple. Feel free to c/p your jokes.

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1. More than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.

2. You think the stock market has a fence around it.

3. You think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.

4. You've ever lost a loved one to kudzu.

5. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.

6. Your front porch collapses and kills more than three dogs.

7. Your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.

8. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.

9. You've ever used a toilet seat as a picture frame.

10. Your home has more miles on it than your car.
phantom

Con

First I'd like to thank my opponent for what I'm sure will be a very fun debate. And no offense to any rednecks that might be reading this debate!

You might be a redneck if:

1. Each family reunion is like a massive buffet.

2. You buy tic killer for yourself as well as your dog.

3. Your mother keeps a spit cup on the ironing board.

4. You stand under the mistletoe at Christmas and wait for Granny to come bye.

5. You like the taste of crackle bread.

6. You're school class sings I wish "I Wish I Was in Dixie" before class.

7. You go hysterical when you get a pocket knife for Christmas.

8. All your clothes are home made.

9. Your don't know the difference between a TV and a PC monitor.

10. Your family all share the same tooth brush.
Debate Round No. 1
Johnny_Hellfire

Pro

I would like to thank Phantom for accepting this debate. Apologies to rednecks :)

You might be a redneck if...

There are more than five McDonald's bags currently on the floorboard of your car.

Momma taught you how to flip a cigarette.

There is a wasp nest in your living room.

The Home Shopping Channel operator recognizes your voice.

You give your dad a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for his birthday.

There has ever been crime-scene tape on your front door.

You burn your front yard rather than mow it.

You consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.

Fewer than half of your cars run.

You've ever been kicked out of the zoo for heckling the monkeys.
phantom

Con

You might be a red neck if

1. Jack Daniels makes your list of top most admired people.

2. You reuse your dental floss.

3. Your babies first words were, "marmy".

4. You can't tell what color your car is because of the all the mud.

5. Your wedding was held in the delivery room.

6. You pronounce oil and old almost identically. (oel, ol)

7. The most popular dinner table subject when guests are over is how well the fish are biting.

8. A plane flies over your house and you rush out side to look at it.

9. The antenna on your truck is in danger of breaking off whenever you drive under a bridge.

10. Your favorite pass time is competing with other boys to see whose phlegm spitting skills are better.
Debate Round No. 2
Johnny_Hellfire

Pro

You might be a redneck if...

You've ever barbecued Spam on the grill.

You own all the components of soap on a rope except the soap.

The best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade.

You've ever raked leaves in your kitchen.

The neighbors started a petition over your Christmas lights.

Your brother-in-law is your uncle.

You entire family has ever sat around waiting for a call from the governor to spare a loved one.

You go to the family reunion to pick up women.

Your grandmother has ever been asked to leave a bingo game because of her language.

You can't tell what color your car is because of the dirt
phantom

Con

Unfortunately my opponents account is no longer active.

Vote con.
Debate Round No. 3
Johnny_Hellfire

Pro

Johnny_Hellfire forfeited this round.
phantom

Con


You might be a redneck if you look like this:






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Debate Round No. 4
Johnny_Hellfire

Pro

Johnny_Hellfire forfeited this round.
phantom

Con

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Vote con.
Debate Round No. 5
8 comments have been posted on this debate. Showing 1 through 8 records.
Posted by phantom 6 years ago
phantom
Your last joke for round 3 was basically the same as my #4 joke for round 2.
Posted by phantom 6 years ago
phantom
I (ain't) no redneck?

you need to get yourself learned.
Posted by Johnny_Hellfire 6 years ago
Johnny_Hellfire
I'm southern. And I ain't no redneck.
Posted by phantom 6 years ago
phantom
Not that she's at all a redneck!
Posted by phantom 6 years ago
phantom
haha my mom's southern. So this should be a fun debate.
Posted by Johnny_Hellfire 6 years ago
Johnny_Hellfire
And no jokes that have already been written. thanks.
Posted by phantom 6 years ago
phantom
Nvm I got it.

Looking forward to a fun debate
Posted by phantom 6 years ago
phantom
What do you mean redneck if jokes.

Do they have to be if jokes, or whats that a mistake

And if so what are if jokes
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Vote Placed by Cliff.Stamp 6 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Driveby forfeit.
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Vote Placed by BlackVoid 6 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Multiple forfeits. Coo debate though, I love Jeff and the whole blue collar crew.