The Instigator
Brewmaster
Pro (for)
Losing
39 Points
The Contender
McBain
Con (against)
Winning
60 Points

You Suck

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Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 3/22/2009 Category: Society
Updated: 8 years ago Status: Voting Period
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Brewmaster

Pro

Dang, you're so stupid.

Like seriously, have you ever stopped to consider how dumb you are? Look in a mirror. Then go vomit. You are the human equivalent of the country of Uruguay. Nobody knows who you are, or where you are, and nobody cares. Plus, your name kind of sounds like "U R Gay".

You suck like a Hoover. Both the vacuum cleaner and the former President. You suck everything up into your face. Plus, you poorly manage during economic crisis. You suck like a barnacle...or an octopus.
McBain

Con

I thank my opponent for this debate opportunity.

First, what does a mirror have to do with my intellectual capacity? Fact: Uruguay is a country to the South of Brazil and east of Argentina. Since we know exactly where it is that must mean that people do care.

I don't suck everything into my face, but I do eat stuff into it. I am fat. That fat is in my brain and therefore it is large is mass. Since my brain has mass, I must be smart. Thus you are proven wrong and I win this round, so you s
Debate Round No. 1
Brewmaster

Pro

I thank my opponent for his opportunity to shove it.

Maybe you didn't understand the message of my opening statement, but this is just further evidence of how much you suck. You suck so much your face puckered in and inverted, like a butt. Your face looks like a butt because of how much you suck. So now your new name is Mr. Suck-Butt.

But I'm getting off topic. The real point here is to convince you of the magnitude of your suckitude. You suck like the stickiest suction cup EVER INVENTED!
McBain

Con

For starters, you have no evidence to back up your claims of the magnitude of my suckitude in your argument. I would move to argue that despite my glaring physical deformities that my face looks more like a pit than a butt. Also the nature of why my face is deformed as so is due to inhalation. Therefore I technically inhale.

Not all suction cups suck. My bird feeder fell off my window yesterday. Now those birds are starving on the streets like hobos. I gave them so potato soup. You smell bad.
Debate Round No. 2
Brewmaster

Pro

Of course I have evidence of your suckitude, because you are the gold standard to which all other suckers are held. If you look up suck in the dictionary, you will be knocked backward off your seat by enormity of your suck assaulting all sense at once. That is, of course, if anyone ever bothered to write anything about you ever, which they wont after this debate, because you suck so much. And you know what? Your potato soup sucks too, and so does your sucky bird feed. You suck like a mosquito.
McBain

Con

Yesterday I was hanging out with my opponent near a local nursery. Not the kind you grow plants at, but the kind where you grow babies. He picked one up and took a big bite right out of its neck!

All of my opponents claims are false, also, he has not showered for 5 years therefore he reeks. Also, he eats babies.

I just exhaled so instead of sucking I blow.

Also my opponent eats babies! Plus he kicks puppies and has NASTY DISEASES.

You state falsehoods. I win!
Debate Round No. 3
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Posted by rangersfootballclub 8 years ago
rangersfootballclub
is this some kidn of record to the amount of times the word "sucked" and "suck" was used in one debate lol ?

no offense but you americans pick a pretty bad word to descripe soemone that "sucks" lol.
Posted by rougeagent21 8 years ago
rougeagent21
Hmmm, who won conduct points?

"you suck."

I think I figured it out!
Posted by tvann5m 8 years ago
tvann5m
"I just exhaled so instead of sucking I blow."
so you blow?
Posted by McBain 8 years ago
McBain
And Brewmaster takes the lead!
Posted by DrumBum1234 8 years ago
DrumBum1234
Beautiful Debate Ladies. I love it.
Posted by TheSkeptic 8 years ago
TheSkeptic
HAHA love this debate.
Posted by PoeJoe 8 years ago
PoeJoe
*favorited*
Posted by PoeJoe 8 years ago
PoeJoe
Lol.
Posted by RoyLatham 8 years ago
RoyLatham
No reliable data related to suction was presented by Pro, who had the burden of proof.
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