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superdaddy33
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Wylted
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Your 6 Best Yo Mama Jokes

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Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 9/21/2015 Category: Funny
Updated: 1 year ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 740 times Debate No: 79948
Debate Rounds (1)
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superdaddy33

Pro

Here I go with my shot, words fail me not, this may be the only opportunity that I got!

1. Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.

2. Yo mama is so fat her memory foam forgot.

3. Yo mama so old, she has a separate entrance for black d1cks.

4. Yo mama so fat, when she goes camping the bears have to hide THEIR food

5. Yo mama's so old, she got her bible autographed

6. Yo mama's so fat the sorting hat put her in the international house of pancakes
Wylted

Con

1. Yo momma was raped by mimes. They performed unspeakable acts on her.

2. Your momma is so dumb that she thinks pepper spray is perfume. That stuff is still burning my eyes, from when I made love to her.

3. What's the difference between a Cadillac and yo momma? I don't have a Cadillac tied up in my garage.

4. Knock! Knock! Yo momma is a who're.

5. Yo Momma is so nasty she slept with a black guy once.

6. I hate yo momma so much, I wouldn't urinate on her mustache to put the fire out.
Debate Round No. 1
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Posted by Wylted 1 year ago
Wylted
Just like a Jew to think race based jokes are inappropriate
Posted by whiteflame 1 year ago
whiteflame
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>Reported vote: Sarra// Mod action: Removed<

1 points to Pro. Reasons for voting decision: Conduct to pro, because I was offended by #5 on con side and was not offended by anything pro said.

[*Reason for removal*] This is a subjective reason to afford conduct points. Much as I sympathize with the view that a race-based joke may not be in good taste, it isn't sufficient reason to afford conduct points without any explanation.
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Posted by Balacafa 1 year ago
Balacafa
fair enough
Posted by whiteflame 1 year ago
whiteflame
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>Reported vote: Balacafa// Mod action: Removed<

3 points to Con (Arguments). Reasons for voting decision: RFD coming tomorrow

[*Reason for removal*] RFDs must be placed within 1 hour after the vote is placed.
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Posted by whiteflame 1 year ago
whiteflame
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>Reported vote: Richardsonalj// Mod action: Removed<

5 points to Pro (Conduct, S&G, Arguments). Reasons for voting decision: Superdaddy33 was able to make me laugh, his number 1 made me laugh the hardest. Wylted couldn 't get me to laugh, and his first one was extremely cringey, and overall, terrible really. No one used sources if they found theirs off the internet.

[*Reason for removal*] The points allocation is random. The voter doesn't explain why he's affording either conduct or grammar to Pro, and must do so in both cases.
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Posted by Balacafa 1 year ago
Balacafa
Exactly.
Posted by Mister_Man 1 year ago
Mister_Man
I also think Sarra's vote is ridiculous, these are meant to be offensive.
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Vote Placed by Midnight1131 1 year ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Con's jokes were more genuine and outrageous, they were much more unexpected than Pro's jokes, which were kind of generic and tame, and therefore funnier.
Vote Placed by tajshar2k 1 year ago
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Reasons for voting decision: I found Con's jokes alot funnier. The number 5 by Con was the decisive factor because I laughed my ass off
Vote Placed by Lee001 1 year ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Pro's jokes were generic, they didn't really make me laugh. The only joke of Pro's that made me laugh was 5, but that's about it.Con's was more vile, therfor funnier ;)
Vote Placed by Le-vox-von-zhizn 1 year ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Pro and Con had funny jokes. Not the best but they were good. Con needed more fat jokes while Pro needed more variety. Pro's #5 and #6 weren't as good as the rest.
Vote Placed by Mister_Man 1 year ago
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Reasons for voting decision: "Yo Momma is so nasty she slept with a black guy once" made me laugh out loud. The Bible autograph was also funny, but not so much an insult in my eyes. Actually a lot of this didn't really seem like insults, lol. I think Pro actually had one more actual insult, but Con had the best one(s).