The Instigator
Azul145
Pro (for)
Winning
14 Points
The Contender
Typhlochactas
Con (against)
Losing
0 Points

Your Momma Jokes

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after 5 votes the winner is...
Azul145
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 1/8/2013 Category: Entertainment
Updated: 4 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 1,908 times Debate No: 29010
Debate Rounds (3)
Comments (1)
Votes (5)

 

Azul145

Pro

This is a joke debate obviously. Rules are you say 10 your momma jokes each round and the voters will give 7 points to who they thought was the winner.

Your mommas so fat she falls off both sides of the bed.

Your mommas so fat not even Jesus could lift her spirit.

Your mommas so stupid she got lost in a grocery store and starved to death.

Your mommas so fat she tried entering a pie eating contest and the workers said "wow wow wow no professionals"

Your mommas so ugly she walked into a sprint store and the guy working there said "does E.T. need to phone home?"

Your mommas so fat she ate the universe as her snack.

Your mommas so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Your mommas so filthy she walked into a grocery store and the cashier said "pigs walk on two legs?"

Your mommas so fat her belt size is equator.

Your mommas so fat when she jumps she breaks the Richter scale.

Have fun and good luck. :)
Typhlochactas

Con

Your mom is such a slut, I was too busy having sex with her to come up with ten jokes.
Debate Round No. 1
Azul145

Pro

Con you have already ruined a fun joke debate. I did not think that it was even possible to ruin this but people find a way..... Please post 9 jokes next round. I encourage voters to vote pro because con has not followed the rules and my jokes were way better. I will not be posting until con posts 9 more jokes.
Typhlochactas

Con

Pro did not post 9 jokes in the last round. Since we have both broken the rules once, the conduct point should be tied.

Here are my jokes....

Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

Your mom is so fat that when she dives into a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water than people with less body mass.

Your mom is so fat that when she steps on the scale, it displays a very large number.

YOUR MOTHER IS SO FAT that she sought a relevant support group

Your mother is such a lesbian, she entered a civil union with a female partner.

Your mother is such a platonic piece of crap, she was the inspiration for 'Fifty Shades of Grey'.

Your mother is Sauron.

Your mother is so dirty, she gave me AIDS and I died before I could finish the ninth joke.
Debate Round No. 2
Azul145

Pro

I did not follow the rules because you did not but because of that I will be posting 20 jokes this round. Yet you still did not meet the requirements so vote conduct pro. And con if you want to catch up I suggest posting 23 jokes.

Your momma's so dumb she got hit by a parked car.

Your momma's so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone.

Your momma's so dumb I said she lost her mind and she looked for it.

Your momma's so dumb she went to a football game and thought the quarterback was a refund for the ticket.

Your momma's so dumb she stole a free sample.

Your mommas so dumb she got smacked by a statue.

Your momma's so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Your momma's so stupid she got locked in mattress world and slept on the floor.

Your momma's so stupid she sold her car for gas money.

Your momma's so stupid I told her to buy me a pair of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars.

Your momma's so fat she hiked the grand canyon and got stuck.

Your momma's so fat when she put on a red shirt the kids said "Hey Kool-Aid"

Your momma's so fat she walked on a scale and the scale said "I want your weight not your phone number"

Your momma's so old her birth certificate is roman numerals

Your momma's so old she sat behind Jesus in third grade.

Your momma's so stupid she asked "What is the number for 911?"

Your momma's so stupid it she tried to put M&Ms in alphabetical order.

Your momma's so greasy she got a job at the movie theater for buttering popcorn with her leg hair.

Your momma's so greasy she used bacon as a band aid

Your momma's so dumb she sees a dog at the park and says "What a cute little dolphin"
Typhlochactas

Con

Vote Con because Con didn't make a joke debate and then whine when people screwed around.
Debate Round No. 3
1 comment has been posted on this debate.
Posted by Azul145 4 years ago
Azul145
I will be restarting the debate because Con ruined it soooo very much.
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Vote Placed by 1Devilsadvocate 4 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: This wasn't really a debate, but whatever it was, con messed it up.
Vote Placed by likespeace 4 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: I stopped by because Con claimed something was foul with the RFDs. The RFDs look fine, and further, Con did not follow the rules of the debate, so I award conduct to Pro.
Vote Placed by DoctorDeku 4 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: I was directed here from the forums under the accusation that the RFDs for Pro's voters was bunk. I'll have to disagree; pro has better jokes and better conduct.
Vote Placed by GarretKadeDupre 4 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Con disobeyed the rules and didn't make as many jokes.
Vote Placed by The_Master_Riddler 4 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: con messed up on purpose pro in fact did have better jokes