aaron burr, sir didnt actually kill a. ham he lied bc he was jelly of a. ham and my boy john laurens so arron burr, sir set him up and atucally just wounded him (bc he loves a. ham and wouldn't hurt his precious flower) and snt him to japan.
but if a.ham didn't die then the world was wide enough shouldn't exist. on the contrary let me raise the argument that a.ham DID LIVE and is now using the name LIN MANUEL MIRANDA #conspiracy #bushdid9/11
also john laurens was murdered by aaron burr, sir because he was jealous (bc he is in love with a. ham) and alexander hamilton is a time lord and that little lady that aaron burr, sir talks about in the musical Hamilton: An American Musical is actually a. ham. not a british officer's wife