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frenchmoosetwo
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Ore_Ele
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anteaters should be forced to wear shoes

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Started: 5/10/2010 Category: Entertainment
Updated: 7 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
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frenchmoosetwo

Pro

Because what would an account under the name frenchmoose be without a shoe debate.
Ore_Ele

Con

Was that a statement or a question?

Anyways, I eagerly await your evidence for forcing anteaters to wear shoes.
Debate Round No. 1
frenchmoosetwo

Pro

-"Was that a statement or a question?"- no I do not have any green eggs and ham-

-"Anyways, I eagerly await your evidence for forcing anteaters to wear shoes.- Then prepare.-

-Anteaters are seen regularly wearing shirts [1] and other clothing articles.. all except shoes... why is this? I believe that we should be forcing anteaters to wear because it will stop global warming.-

-Another reason would be that it would stop them from staring at locust, world hunger would also no longer be a problem for if they wear shoes they will no longer feast on our cattle when the moon is full.-

-Anteaters are know for there extreme violence and willingness to kill without warning [2] putting shoes on them will put an end to this senselessness-

-As you can probrally tell by now.. anteaters can be extremely compassionate when they wear shoes.[3]-

-If we do not act fast and equip every anteater with the latest shows then they will find us..[4]-

-BRB-

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- OreEle (Fred) is has concluded that anteater do indeed have to wear shoes under this overwhelming evidence.. goodbye and nope.-

-if you get a chance vote con-

-I look forward to my opponents response.-

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[2] http://mypetjawa.mu.nu...
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[3] http://media.nscdn.com...
[4] http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com...
Ore_Ele

Con

I'm curious as to who placing shoes on anteaters would make them more peaceful and subdue them. It would make sense that forcing them to wear them shoes that they don't want to wear would only provoke their wrath. Instead, we should be offering the shoes as a sacrifice, as well as other things, like lamps, automatic pencils, and those half drank bottles of cheap beer that my room mates leave out after a party because they can't remember which half drank beer is theirs, they just open another bottle and leave it sitting there.

this any only this will keep us safe, at least for a while, until the 3-toed sloths are armored and trained to protect us.
Debate Round No. 2
frenchmoosetwo

Pro

-"I'm curious as to who placing shoes on anteaters would make them more peaceful and subdue them."-

-It would make them more calm because it would stop them from stepping on sharp leaves and twigs-

-"It would make sense that forcing them to wear them shoes that they don't want to wear would only provoke their wrath."-

-I lost 1 1/2 brain cells from this sentence. Also if you were stepping on sharp objects out in the wilderness.. would you strike down the one who gives you shoes? You wouldn't.

-"Instead, we should be offering the shoes as a sacrifice, as well as other things, like lamps, automatic pencils, and those half drank bottles of cheap beer that my room mates leave out after a party because they can't remember which half drank beer is theirs, they just open another bottle and leave it sitting there."-

-Tell your roommates to eat a cactus and to stop eating maple syrup, Also if we were to sacrifice these shoes then we would obviously anger the anteaters who only wish for comfort from them.-

-"this any only this will keep us safe, at least for a while, until the 3-toed sloth's are armored and trained to protect us."-

-I don't quite know if that's what you were doing but if it is then -

I await my opponents next ludicrous response
Ore_Ele

Con

Ore_Ele forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 3
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Posted by Loserboi 7 years ago
Loserboi
LoL... i love these titles
Posted by Ore_Ele 7 years ago
Ore_Ele
dang it, I missed my last round
Posted by frenchmoosetwo 7 years ago
frenchmoosetwo
i also urge a con vote.. gots myself a record to keep
Posted by frenchmoosetwo 7 years ago
frenchmoosetwo
there was no typo there
Posted by frenchmoosetwo 7 years ago
frenchmoosetwo
yes i do
Posted by jaweber1 7 years ago
jaweber1
BAHAHAHA! Frenchy wants us to vote for Con.
Posted by frenchmoosetwo 7 years ago
frenchmoosetwo
OreEle?
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