anteaters should be forced to wear shoes
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Anyways, I eagerly await your evidence for forcing anteaters to wear shoes.
-"Anyways, I eagerly await your evidence for forcing anteaters to wear shoes.- Then prepare.-
-Anteaters are seen regularly wearing shirts  and other clothing articles.. all except shoes... why is this? I believe that we should be forcing anteaters to wear because it will stop global warming.-
-Another reason would be that it would stop them from staring at locust, world hunger would also no longer be a problem for if they wear shoes they will no longer feast on our cattle when the moon is full.-
-Anteaters are know for there extreme violence and willingness to kill without warning  putting shoes on them will put an end to this senselessness-
-As you can probrally tell by now.. anteaters can be extremely compassionate when they wear shoes.-
-If we do not act fast and equip every anteater with the latest shows then they will find us..-
- OreEle (Fred) is has concluded that anteater do indeed have to wear shoes under this overwhelming evidence.. goodbye and nope.-
-if you get a chance vote con-
-I look forward to my opponents response.-
this any only this will keep us safe, at least for a while, until the 3-toed sloths are armored and trained to protect us.
-It would make them more calm because it would stop them from stepping on sharp leaves and twigs-
-"It would make sense that forcing them to wear them shoes that they don't want to wear would only provoke their wrath."-
-I lost 1 1/2 brain cells from this sentence. Also if you were stepping on sharp objects out in the wilderness.. would you strike down the one who gives you shoes? You wouldn't.
-"Instead, we should be offering the shoes as a sacrifice, as well as other things, like lamps, automatic pencils, and those half drank bottles of cheap beer that my room mates leave out after a party because they can't remember which half drank beer is theirs, they just open another bottle and leave it sitting there."-
-Tell your roommates to eat a cactus and to stop eating maple syrup, Also if we were to sacrifice these shoes then we would obviously anger the anteaters who only wish for comfort from them.-
-"this any only this will keep us safe, at least for a while, until the 3-toed sloth's are armored and trained to protect us."-
-I don't quite know if that's what you were doing but if it is then -
I await my opponents next ludicrous response
Ore_Ele forfeited this round.
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