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jamesneal
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pensfan
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after 3 votes the winner is...
pensfan
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 10/11/2013 Category: Funny
Updated: 3 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
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jamesneal

Pro

( up to 3 jokes, best jokes win)

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off.


who was the first to see a cow and thin " i wonder what will happen if i squeeze these dangly things and dring whatever comes out?"


when you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
pensfan

Con

"You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen; it said 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice."


"20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please don't let Kevin Bacon die!"


"Taylor Swift waved at a boy yesterday and he didn't wave back... So she will have a new album coming out tomorrow.'
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Vote Placed by KroneckerDelta 3 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: The Parking Fine joke won it for me.
Vote Placed by sunny.pujari 3 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: haha
Vote Placed by Weiler 3 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Pretty closely tied. It cam down to capitalization! lol Both jokes clean and funny. Very Good.