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cats are better than dogs

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Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 2/27/2014 Category: Miscellaneous
Updated: 2 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
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I lay before my challenger a debate in which we must battle vigorously to decide the better household pet.
Debate Round No. 1
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Cats are warmer, and they roll around when they get catnip. boom.
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Dogs Are Adorable

Just look.

If your heart does not just melt into pure happiness when you see this you are not human!

Dogs are just absolutely adorable and cute and even when they aren’t all that attractive they still find a way to be adorable! It must be the way their tongues hang sloppily out of their mouth, with their tails wagging happily and them rolling onto their bellies with that huge smile on their face.

Cats are EVIIIIILLLLL!!!!


Now I’m not going to deny that cats aren’t also cute, but they can also be far more ugly than dogs. In addition, cats aren’t cute and happy. They’re cute and EVIL. They pull you in with their cuteness, only to either find your family murdered or you being single for the rest of your life with 30 of them having invaded your home taking over your life. Also, those things are f*ckin mean! I think we all have the memory of us trying to cute the adorable kitty only to lose an eyeball. The only time they’ll ever show affection is when you’re pulling a can of cat food off the shelf. Other than that they stare at you with a big “f*ck you if you get near me you will DIE.”


Also, unlike dogs the only thing cats do is eat, sleep, and barf hairballs onto your floor and walk away allowing you to pick that suggesting thing up.

Dogs are Mans’ Bestfriend

And for good reason. You never heard cats are mans’ best friend and for good reason. The only thing cats do is ruin lives. Dogs on the other hand are always there for you to cheer you up and will always come running over of their own will to have some fun with you!

Dogs are protectors

Part of the awesome loyalty of dogs is that they are also protectors. You ever get in trouble and you’re dog will be right by your side to bite someone’s balls off.

Dogs come in all shapes and sizes!

Unlike cats, there is a dog for everyone!

For the little five year old there is the trembling chiuah up to the big man’s Great Dane. There are dogs for hunting, playing, sleeping, chilling, being cute, being energetic, cuddling, EVERYTHING! Again, the only thing cats do is eat, sleep, cough up hairballs and kill people’s families, love life, scratch out their eyeballs.

Anyway, I could probably take up 30,000 characters explaining why dogs are better. I think this is enough.

Debate Round No. 2
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Vote Placed by Jay-D 2 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Arguments to Con for obvious reasons. Con gets sources too, because I believe those pics weighed in well enough if you look at all the arguments as a whole. 5-0 to Con.
Vote Placed by Krazzy_Player 2 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Con's arguments for "Dogs" was better.
Vote Placed by SeventhProfessor 2 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: S/G- I think we all have the memory of us trying to cute the adorable kitty only to lose an eyeball. Pro wins. Args-Con showed that cats are evil and dogs are not, making dogs better.