Hello, hello my friends. My name is Negan. I'm an honest guy that bats people the right direction. The fact that this harmless nursery ryme got my opponent's skull bashed in is entirely irrelevant. I find these rhymes to be a good decision maker when in a dilemma. Ever find yourself looking at a candy rack or group of survivors and start saying, "Eenie...meenie...miney...moe...".
Slow down there partner. That mustache had to go. Just like that eye of yours, it didn't quite fit in with the grand scheme of things. I hope you understand that I'm a man of my word buddy. Your wife and friends will.