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Laozi
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ChickenMcNugget
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does jesus christ is gay?

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Started: 12/15/2017 Category: Religion
Updated: 7 months ago Status: Debating Period
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Laozi

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does jesus christ is gay.
ChickenMcNugget

Con

Hello

Does jesus christ is gay?

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Jesus Christ's homosexuality. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics, most of the jokes will go over a typical audience's head. There's also Jesus's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Jesus Christ's homosexuality truly ARE idiots- of course, they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Jesus's existential catchphrase "Allah Akbar," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as God's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Gay Jesus Christ tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

Therefore, we can conclude that Jesus Christ does not gay.
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Posted by NicholasGomezTillar 7 months ago
NicholasGomezTillar
@Throwback savage lol
Posted by Throwback 7 months ago
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