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ILUVROBLOX43
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The Contender
Tedoken119
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does jesus love dank memes and play roblox?

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ILUVROBLOX43
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 12/31/2017 Category: Education
Updated: 6 months ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 351 times Debate No: 106266
Debate Rounds (3)
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ILUVROBLOX43

Pro

i do and he loves dank memes and gets all the ladies like if you agree
Tedoken119

Con

Funny to think about.... but since modern computers did not exist at Jesus' time (roughly 2000 years ago), it's safe to assume the internet or Roblox didn't either.

I love Roblox, Roblox memes, and wish that Jesus did too, but it sadly didn't exist then.

But you could be talking about the Jesus in heaven. People play Roblox by logging on to the system and downloading the game. When they click play, they connect with the engine through signals, then play with other players in a user generated world. That's the thing though... signals.

Heaven is a trans-dimesional area that GOD and Jesus reside in, it can't recieve lowly 3rd dimesional signals. This counts other things on the internet, like dank memes, etc.

But you could infact state that Jesus is using his miraculous abilities to bend reality and do it. That being said, There's probably no way to find out what he likes from the internet. Unless you have another argument in round 2...
Debate Round No. 1
ILUVROBLOX43

Pro

jesus is very hip and if he not hip then he is not cool and if he not cool no one would believe in him so he play roblox and other stuff so yeah
Tedoken119

Con

Jesus isn't considered cool to most Christians, but they still very much believe in him. If someone is cool like for say, Chrisotpher Sabat, Tom Hanks, or Pele, they wouldn't have to automatically play Roblox. Have you ever been annoyed on Roblox... probably,

so are those dumb and annoying n00bs on Roblox automatically cool? hip? or dank?

Jesus may be cool... but there's no proof he plays Roblox or watches Dank memes from the internet. Currently, my argument apears to be far more likely, so you should have a good claim at round 3 instead of an arbitrary statement.
Debate Round No. 2
ILUVROBLOX43

Pro

roblox is cool i hear jesus plays it
Tedoken119

Con

Okay.... I assume you can't make a proper argument against mine. So, this may have been funny and fun to debate about, I'll probably be taking the victory...
A Summary of Why I Should Win:
1. Jesus is in heaven and Internet signals can't reach him.
2. There's no evidence of him not watching dank memes, or playing Roblox.
3. He'd have to bend reality with his suposed miracles inorder to do it, which is extremely unlikely.
Hope we could maybe debate another time.
Debate Round No. 3
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Posted by Masterful 2 weeks ago
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The outcome of this debate is a lFuckinl- insult Whiteflame and you know it.
Posted by icebeartheawesome 3 weeks ago
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@whiteflame WF reports everyone's votes
Posted by whiteflame 6 months ago
whiteflame
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>Reported vote: Flatstanley// Mod action: NOT Removed<

3 points to Pro (S&G, Sources). Reasons for voting decision: Hmm mhmhm

[*Reason for non-removal*] This is pretty clearly a troll debate, and therefore not subject to the voting standards.
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Posted by ILUVROBLOX43 6 months ago
ILUVROBLOX43
please vote for me because i got cancer D:
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Vote Placed by Flatstanley 6 months ago
Flatstanley
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Reasons for voting decision: Hmm mhmhm