The Instigator
J03ybatts
Pro (for)
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The Contender
FuzzyCatPotato
Con (against)
Winning
12 Points

druken shood be good en world me ladeeh

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after 3 votes the winner is...
FuzzyCatPotato
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 8/3/2014 Category: Philosophy
Updated: 2 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 472 times Debate No: 59919
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J03ybatts

Pro

Ehh ladeehs eets batts. I want ta talk to ya aboot me ole tradeecion of drenkin good el ber. Na whn i get hungrey i go n' get me some ars am ih right? meh irus sausage hangs down to meh knees n' who dont likea good fackin? onley ting that makee a good ol fackin better tis some goud el ber. me mayo be sprayin out me sausag n da ber is so goud i weesh upun a stur a bear woud fack me up da bum? pleese explain why drunk is no good en da hole worl?

rooles:

1. fack oof con
2. noo bein a wee prick
FuzzyCatPotato

Con

Thank you, Pro.

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Worldwide Drunkenness is Bad

Pro is basically asserting that the entire world should be drunk (at least once and simultaneously).

This would cause:

1: Alcholics to break abstinence and re-become alcoholics, damaging their lives.
2: Pregnant women to increase the liklihood of (a) a complication in her pregnancy, (b) a birth defect, and (c) Fetal Alcoholism Syndrome.
3: Drivers to crash, including soccer moms, freighter truck drivers, cruise ship captains, passenger plane pilots, passenger train conductors, and nuclear sub captains.
4: Greater amounts of liver disease.
5: Emergency room operators to be unable to operate and people (who will be spilling into emergency rooms after the aforementioned) to suffer and/or die.

In addition, I don't recommend allowing a bear to f*** you, or anyone else, up the a**, or anywhere else. Bears are dangerous, especially if you are drunk, and even more if both you and the bear are drunk.

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RFD Summary:

Conduct: Clear Con vote. Pro cursed, Con did not. Furthermore, 1 round debates are terrible.
Grammar: Clear Con vote. Fer Crissake, LOEK aht eet!
Arguments: Clear Con vote. Pro had no arguments and had the BOP, while Con raised 5 points against world drunkenness.
Sources: No vote. None used.
Debate Round No. 1
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Vote Placed by lannan13 2 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Con had better arguments.
Vote Placed by 9spaceking 2 years ago
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Vote Placed by SocialistAtheistNutjob 2 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Conduct: Pro cursed on many occasions Grammar: Pro's grammar hurt to read Arguments: Con successfully refutes the claims made by Pro