The Instigator
closetmonkey
Pro (for)
Winning
14 Points
The Contender
jackiechan
Con (against)
Losing
7 Points

dustbunnies could beat rubber chickens in a fight

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closetmonkey
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 3/17/2009 Category: Religion
Updated: 8 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
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Debate Rounds (3)
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closetmonkey

Pro

dude dust bunnies = uba 1337... if a rubber chicken was left somewhere for like 6 months some dust bunnies would automaticly assault the rubber chicken and cover it with their awesomeness
jackiechan

Con

dude the dust bunnies cannot handle a rubber chicken... the rubber chicken would have a secret mechanical skeletal/muscle sytem allowing it to move and it would beat up the dust bunnies instantly and then eat them!!! the idea that a dust buny could even consider attacking a rubber chicken is completely proposterous
Debate Round No. 1
closetmonkey

Pro

voodochild is completely correct jackiechan... you cannot fight the power of the dust bunnies!!!

dustbunnies are everywhere... theyre like chinese people!!! if one german kid was against all the chinese... he would lose... german kid=rubber chicken, chinese=dust bunnies.

this analogy is a very basic way of eplaining the fight... tho the rubber chicken may be bigger and cooler there just arent enough rubber chickens to take on the unstoppable masses of dustbunnies spread across the world in houses everywhere...

you lose
jackiechan

Con

that is a very solid argument but i have to say that a mad scientist could take over a rubber chicken and turn it into a doomsday device of dooooooooooom!!!! this just isnt a possibility with dustbunnies as their frame just isnt strong enough to hold together anything... thus the chicken wins...

on the contrary fine sir... YOU lose
Debate Round No. 2
closetmonkey

Pro

that was a beautiful argument sir and i understand that im defeated... i will proceed to go kill myself by shoving 6 and a half rubber chickens down my own throat and then shooting myself in the left eyeball with a paintball gun... it was a pleasure debating you even though my defeat was iminent... goodbye cruel world... *paintbal gun sound*
jackiechan

Con

thats right u lose and are now deceased!!!! muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

legalize marijuana-zeratul
Debate Round No. 3
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Posted by theitalianstallion 8 years ago
theitalianstallion
Correction.

It's not 'You guys both lose,' it's 'You lose.'
Posted by Alex 8 years ago
Alex
You guys both lose.
Posted by theitalianstallion 8 years ago
theitalianstallion
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Posted by HeedMyFeed 8 years ago
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Posted by VoodooChildJr 8 years ago
VoodooChildJr
I got money on the dustbunnies. There is no possible way that a rubber chicken could beat the dust bunnies. Jackie Chan you have entered yourself into a battle you cant win.
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