Best Chuck Norris Jokes
Chuck Norris war! remember, only 5 jokes! 1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried!! 2. Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing!! 3. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death! 4. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris! 5. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are n...
The chicken comes before the egg
Rules: No getting anal over definitions of chicken and egg, and this applies only to the folowing classic problem: What came first, the chicken or the egg? And also, we're talking sctrictly non-religious. Since whoever will be pro has the burden of proof, he can go first. Good luck!...
Vi vs Geo Round 1 Feverish Rap Battle Tournament
Round One Check it, my flow be flawless For Diamonds rain without rest This is why they call me Neptune My beat stellar, yours a mess Introductions aren't required For Geo has found me out Galileo-scoped my route Now he believes, with no doubt I'm the puppeteer, you see Swing the threads of string theory Rhymes so gravitational my big bang makes them chicks weary Check this vibrational Your big clang not for the hearing Slow like black holes, flow don't end This can't be natura...
DDO Rap Tourney R1 omelet v philosphical
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_Zz2pVFHvI [Non-rapping intro] Eyo this is the omelet Taking on this bitch philosphical I'ma run you into the ground. ey man - you spelled your name wrong Or maybe you just meant to sound like a bit** [begin rapping] I'ma spit it right at you, I ain't holding nothing back We'll soon find that the skills to beat me all of them you lack The only way you stand a chance is if you make a devlish pact Negotiation that's required though, you'd handle without...
Tuvix Was Murdered
Preamble The 24th episode of the 2nd series of Star Trek: Voyager is entitled ‘Tuvix' in this episode the crewmembers Tuvok, and Neelix are ‘merged' into a single being by a transporter accident. The resulting being subsequently takes the name of Tuvix. A method of separating the two is later developed and Captain Janeway performs the process resulting in the demise or destruction of Tuvix and the restoration of Tuvok and Neelix. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tuvix Resolution Within the con...
Artificial Human #17 would have likely defeated Piccolo if Cell hadn't arrived...
Artificial Human #17 would have likely defeated Piccolo if Cell hadn't arrived... How the debate will lay out... I will demonstrate that Artificial Human #17 would have likely defeated Piccolo had Cell not interrupted the fight. For authenticity, I will reference the original manga to base my assertions (anime contains filler). Let the debate begin!...
I can post a funnier video than my opponent.
Thank you atheistman for the inspiration. :) I will be arguing that my posted video will be funnier than my opponent's. My opponent will also have one round to post their selected video. Voting will be determined by which video made the audience laugh harder. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZZsU7DF1c8...
Rap Battle 2: Lwerd vs. Vi
== Intro == Welcome to Battle 2 (which is really my first) with my wonderful opponent, Vi_Veri. I'd like to thank her for accepting this challenge and joining me in battle, as well as feverish for hosting this tournament and Mangani for judging. Also, thanks to everyone else who's participating -- can't wait to face you all -- and to those cool enough to respond with positive feedback and constructive criticism. == Auxiliary Issues == 1. I'm aware that this is more of a rap than a ba...
Connect Four
Good luck to whomever takes this debate. Official Resolution: I will win a majority of the games of Connect Four that I play against my opponent. ========= Debate Rules ========= 1. Five games of Connect Four are to be played in the comments section of this debate in the manner described below. 2. The winner of this debate is the person who wins 3 or more of the Connect Four rounds. All 7 points go to the person who won the majority of rounds, regardless of spelling/conduct/source...
Feverish VRB Tourney Round 2: Geo vs. snelld
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QR7j2UJVJOY Here's my verse for Round 2 against snelld and good luck to my opponent. Note: This is a 2 round rap battle with an extra round for my opponent to post lyrics or for either of us to buy more time, just to make sure that each person gets their two turns in case something comes up. (I recorded this verse using my Droid Eris, so the quality isn't spectacular, but fairly decent. Pauses are intentional.) Lyrics: Yo, it's the Holofractalist ba...