The Instigator
bman77
Pro (for)
Winning
23 Points
The Contender
js2013
Con (against)
Losing
0 Points

funny stories

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bman77
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 1/9/2014 Category: Funny
Updated: 3 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
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bman77

Pro

This debate is about who's story is funnier, mine or con's. first round is acceptance, and then second round is the stories. 60 minutes to post the story, and 10k characters to write it.
js2013

Con

once i was wearing socks and i was on a slipery floor and i kept falling and she thought that was funny so she laughed so hard she peed her pants
Debate Round No. 1
bman77

Pro

Two drunk men are walking out of a bar. One guy barfs all over his shirt.

Guy: Oh, my wife's going to kill me for barfing on my shirt.

other guy: no she's not. here's 10$. Tell her some other guy barfed on your shirt and gave you that 10 to get it dry cleaned.

Guy goes home. Wife shouts at him

Wife: Why the hell did you barf all over yourself you drunk piece of crap?!?

Guy: Easy woman. Some other guy barfed on my shirt, and then he gave me this 10 to get it dry cleaned.

Wife: (Looks at dollar bill) But this is a $20?

Guy: Oh yeah he crapped my pants too.....
js2013

Con

js2013 forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 2
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Vote Placed by Wylted 3 years ago
Wylted
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Reasons for voting decision: Why is the reason neccesary when it's about who's story is funnier. Whatever, pros story is funnier. Con loses conduct points for forfeit
Vote Placed by Weiler 3 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Funny, plus the ff.
Vote Placed by Cheetah 3 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Con's story gave me depression.
Vote Placed by VISUALMoney6 3 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Pro's story was much funnier and plus con didn't even finish the debate