gila monsters are not reptiles
Seeing that Gila Monsters do not wear Blue Suede shoes, shows we could conclude the obvious?
Unless my opponent has evidence of this silly proposition…
I just happen to have a pet Gila Monster and amazingly enough he seemed to shake his head a little when I played the video…
Wait, he seems irate when I play the song…
Damn… he… bit… me………proof….they…hate….blue…. suede…nnnnghh....
one: im surprised that u accepted my debate
Two: im sure that some stupid owners put blue suede shoes on their gila monster
three: im surprised u have a gila monster
four: im sorry it bit u
five: what do u feel about george bush
six: that last argument made no sense
seven: do u know what im eating for dinner
eight: its kinda hard making up all these arguments on the spot
nine: next year will be 2012 ( i think)
ten: i dont have any more arguments
After coming home from the Emergency Room:
I have opened this debate to be appalled.
My opponent has gone mad!
My opponent first asserts:
“I will affirm the resolution with 10 points:”
My opponent need only put forth one! Evidence of a Gila Monster wearing blue suede shoes!
He then rambles on…
Of course I would accept the debate. My Monster said I had too….
That is absurd argument! Stupid owners would never put blue suede shoes on their Monsters, they would get bit!
Come to think of it…. So am I.
What… do you think I am infected too?
How did you know my Gila Monsters name? Your not one of those stalkers trying to look at peoples Monsters are you?
What are you talking about??
Haggis? A true Scotsman would eat Haggis.
“nine: next year will be 2012 ( i think)”
Are you threatening my Monster?
I did not see the first one?
Seeing that my opponent has managed to accomplish nothing but to impeach the moral character of my Monster….
And I have positive evidence of a violent reaction from my Monster to wearing any kind of garment….
The resolution stands clearly negated.
the_random_melon forfeited this round.
I believe that my opponent has realized there is no refuting the clear evidence that Gila Monsters do not wear blue suede shoes.
This is in addition to the fact that zero evidence or sources were used by my opponent.
We can even extrapolate from my source (Elvis) that indeed he would have owned a Gila Monster if Gila Monster's wore blue suede shoes.