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salitaly123
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The Contender
iamanatheistandthisiswhy
Con (against)
Winning
14 Points

god owns satan

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iamanatheistandthisiswhy
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 7/21/2014 Category: Religion
Updated: 2 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 401 times Debate No: 59360
Debate Rounds (3)
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salitaly123

Pro

God would beat Satan in a fight because god is all powerful and Satan is a spoiled grumpy [Content edited by moderator]

Prediction- GOD FIRST ROUND ARMBAR
iamanatheistandthisiswhy

Con

My Opponent has clearly been deceived by the myth of the Biblical God.

Its clear that Satan will hand God a true and proper beating as only is possible when you train in the Hell Fire Gym under the auspices of the mighty Zeus and Hercules. After all everyone besides God is in Hell so Zeus and all those other Egyptian, Roman, Greek, etc. Gods are in hell apparently if you believe the God myth.

Its even true that Satan goes for his daily swim in the lake of sulfur and fire every day to revitalize himself and his supple skin. Then after the swim he eats babies which are full of protein to make his muscles strong and powerful. On the other hand, god drinks his milk and honey which is known to make you fat and lazy and he does this while lying around on a cloud playing a harp like a Hippie.

And then clearly look at these two pictures who will win?
Mighty SATAN
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Puny God
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I think anyone with half a brain can see the answer is SATAN.



And now back to you.

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Note to readers this is all a myth, don't take it to seriously, and please don't try this at home.
Debate Round No. 1
salitaly123

Pro

salitaly123 forfeited this round.
iamanatheistandthisiswhy

Con

Seems my opponent has fled in fear and forfeited the round.

Now I have nothing to rebut, and as such this round I will post a music video to show how cool Satan really is. This is just further evidence in the argument of who would win in a fight between the Mighty Satan and Puny God.



Back to you.
Debate Round No. 2
salitaly123

Pro

salitaly123 forfeited this round.
iamanatheistandthisiswhy

Con

I win and some humor to cap it off.

Debate Round No. 3
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Posted by Loveshismom 2 years ago
Loveshismom
That pic of satan in round 1 is scary
Posted by Adam2 2 years ago
Adam2
Satan is not an animal creature monster like Gozilla. Satan is a man who is the author of every evil in the world.
Posted by Adam2 2 years ago
Adam2
wickedness is something more powerful than evil
Posted by Adam2 2 years ago
Adam2
Those villains you see in movies which plot taking over the world -- that's what Satan is!
I don't like the word evil, as everyone has their beliefs. It's more proper to call them villains
Posted by Adam2 2 years ago
Adam2
I say that to con
Posted by Adam2 2 years ago
Adam2
First of all Satan is not a monster. He is a monster, figuratively. He is the most evil MAN that has ever existed. The only monsters in Hell will be dragons with fire breathing abilities.
Posted by KhalifV 2 years ago
KhalifV
Lol I want to accept and predict satan wins in 3rd by problem of gratuitous evil
Posted by ben671176 2 years ago
ben671176
Why are you debating this? It's clear as day who would win.
Posted by Strycora 2 years ago
Strycora
If God is so much more powerful than Satan then why is there gratuitous evil in the world?
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