My opponent is incorrect in saying that God smells like a fart that never happen. It is indeed true that God in fact does smell like a fart that has happened. One only need to look outside to see the majesty and power of the flatulent bang that has happened 6,000 years ago, with the lingering scent, that refuses to dissipate. Everyone loves something about the Fart that always was, that can be clearly shown to be true through the olfactory senses.
I admit that god is a fart, but more important i admit that God is a fart that has happened. The fart happened 6,000 years ago at the start of the big bang, so everything is a fart. You are a fart, I am a fart, your mother is a fart. Everything is a fart. I pose a question to you, my witty opponent; how do you account for everything that is, if we are not the product of a giant fart? How do you explain hurricanes, sunsets, earthquakes, earth, sun, moon, stars, if it all arose by chance and not forced out through the anus of the almighty?