I can see where you are coming from but I have to disagree. you said yourself that turkey is the best right next to bacon and steak. this statement clearly shows that you like bacon. bacon comes from pigs. you know what else comes from pigs, thATS RIGHT HAM DOES!
A very good comeback indeed, but I still stand by my side when I say turkey is better. I do like ham but not as much as turkey . The reason turkey is still better is that it is an "all around meat". Turkey can go with anything making it better in any way. Think about how many times has someone had a ham and bacon sandwich? I shutter at the thought of such a disgusting sandwich. Now, think about all the people who have a turkey and bacon sandwich. I shutter at the thought that some monster would not enjoy something that good. One last thing to think about before I am done with this comeback is that turkey is the main food in thanksgiving. How would we give thanks if ham a disgusting pig was the main course of thanksgiving? (we could not)
Today is the day I am eating my lunch, I have brought a ham sandwich due to the fact that thanksgiving is approximately 1 and a half months away the turkeys are young now and they may not be the right size by the time thanksgiving comes around, the farmers will give the turkeys steroids so that they will be a large enough size for the fat American families to eat. we don't want to feed the already fat Americans meats that have been tempered with steroids. it will make them even more unhealthy and ultimately put their lives at risk. George Taggart, the renowned health enthusiast says " ham is better than turkey". I have actual quotes where as you have been providing your opinions to fight your side of the argument.