Zombie refer's to the term animated and alive, Jesus could have been neither of which since he was seen killed. I do not believe he came back to life but instead he was puppeted by the Romans. If you have ever used a marionette you would know that the cross is basically a controller, all the Romans had to do was get somewhere high enough not to be seen and string small enough to be invisible. Jesus was not a zombie, but instead a puppet
Your argument is invalid as you contradicted yourself from your previous one, you said and I quote "Jesus is a zombie virus", but now you are saying "[he] is rainbow colored smoke coming from a unicorn's butt." While there is no logical claim being made, my thesis stands strong, jesus was a puppet, and you sir, are wrong.