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messed up ways to answer a phone

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Started: 1/10/2014 Category: Funny
Updated: 3 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
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VISUALMoney6

Pro

well as you can see this is a trolling debate and well yeah
blackfirewolf

Con

I accept. You go first so I know what I'm dealing with :D
Debate Round No. 1
VISUALMoney6

Pro

ok the most messed up way to answer a phone is to say " hello this is your local sperm bank you jack it we pack it whats your size if you need a moment to measure we'll put you on hold"
blackfirewolf

Con

"911, What's your emergency?"
Debate Round No. 2
VISUALMoney6

Pro

"welcome to shitty wan today's specials are shitty chow mien with a shitty egg roll may i take your order?"
blackfirewolf

Con

Answer the phone and say "Welcome to foloocoo land, home of the flying foloocoos. How may I be of service?" And if they try to ask what a foloocoo is say things like "Only the best things ever" and "The thing you're about to buy," anything but a direct answer.
Debate Round No. 3
VISUALMoney6

Pro

hello this is the police department you have three seconds to to bend over if you have bent over wait for my partner big penis von butt sex have to come to your home
blackfirewolf

Con

Heavily breathe down the phone and whisper, "Hello my pretty."
Debate Round No. 4
VISUALMoney6

Pro

well thats all the messed up ways to answer a phone that i can think of thanks for debating with me
blackfirewolf

Con

It was a pleasure to debate with you too. One last one from me: "This is the Morgue; you stab'em, we slab'em."
Debate Round No. 5
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