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caddenmsc14
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SupaHotFire
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pirates vs. ninjas

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caddenmsc14
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 11/19/2013 Category: Funny
Updated: 3 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
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caddenmsc14

Pro

Pirates are the obvious choice when it comes to the ultimate swag and overall awesomeness. Pirate accessories are beyond cool. A fresh hat, leather jacket, and eye patch are necessary to be a pirate. Pirates also have lots of wenches, while ninjas usually stick to same-sex relationships. pirates have a fresh ship so that all of their homies can come and party, and ninjas are usually shy and do not have friends. Captain Jack Sparrow could destroy any ninja in a fight with his superior attire and his pirate crew.
SupaHotFire

Con

I disagree with you the pirates are better than ninjas. Ninjas have a wider variety choices of how they would take down the pirate. He has swords, knives, chopsticks and a thug black suit. The ninja would use the pirates eye patch to his advantage and strike where the pirate could not see it coming. Once the pirate is mortally wounded the ninja would remove the pirates peg leg and politely shove it up the pirates poop deck. Bruce Lee would take down Jack Sparrow with ease.
Debate Round No. 1
caddenmsc14

Pro

Pirates have special abilities that no ninja could compete with. The pirates of the Caribbean: the black pearl pirates were immortal and could not be killed with ninja stars and Bruce Lee's terrible acting. Ninjas have squinty eyes and do not have guns or the mighty kracken. The kracken would whoop any ninja and his whole team son. Big octopus kills mad ninjas for real.
SupaHotFire

Con

Ninjas have so much speed that the pirate would not be able to get the ninja in his sights long enough to shoot him. The ninja also has the ability to be stealthy and catch the sea men with their pants down where they would be forced to walk the plank and turned into captain crunch for the sharks in the ocean. The ninja has been a tradition and honor that has been evolving for many lifetimes and will always find a way to come out on top of his enemy. The ninja may have squinty eyes but at least he does not wear an eye patch that restricts his vision. No ninja will lose to your filthy butt pirates.
Debate Round No. 2
caddenmsc14

Pro

1. Pirates eat meat.
2. Pirates can fly.
3. Pirates can go through walls.
4. Ninjas are gay.
5. Pirates can eat their own flesh for mana point regen.
6. Pirates listen to heavy metal.
7. Pirates drink scotch, and lots of it.
8. Pirates are immortal.
9. Pirates could kick Obama in the nuts if they wanted to, that is. But they wouldnt, because Obama himself is a pirate, and the Pirate Code forbids kicking another pirate in the ballsack.
10.Pirates have been known to raise hell. Oh yeah, they also rap about blunts, hoes, and bling-bling
SupaHotFire

Con

You raise a good point but ninjas can also fly and are also immortal. Ninjas are the founding fathers of blunts and get more hoes than a scrawny pirate stuck on a boat with sea men. Spending long times in the galley with men, sleeping on a boat with men, cleaning other men, eating with other men, and being gay with other men are common to these savages you call pirates. If ninjas are gay I politely disagree in the simple fact that pirates live their whole lives with men and have nothing better to do but diddle each other all day. There is a reason Two Chains states that all his ninjas look "rich as f**k", and it is because the are. The only booty a pirate gets is that of his fellow sea men.
Debate Round No. 3
caddenmsc14

Pro

tom saladin is a pirate, so the pirates are obviously super cool. tom saladins secret power is his stink ray which activates after walking up a flight of stairs. ninjas are no match for tommy and his stink ray. tom has so much good all the time that the ninjas will not be able to be on his level. tommy lives on cloud 9 and he will only come down when the ninjas are acting up.
SupaHotFire

Con

Tom Saladin does posses this terrible power but he still cannot stand up to the awesome ninja Tom Johnston. He and his fellow Israeli pilots will bomb Tom's boat until it is further beneath the water than Osama Bin Laden where the stench is not effective. Pirates are generally clumsy and must fight in packs like all the home dog thugs in the projects. This is because they lack the proper fighting skills to stand up for themselves, and they need all their buddies to help them out so they don't get turned into rice and eaten by the sensei.
Debate Round No. 4
caddenmsc14

Pro

I'm going to ignore your ignorance and racism in that last post and continue with my argument. Pirates are the victor of this debate not only because they are cool, but also because they own ninjas in every way. In the words of a famous rapper "ninjas ain't sh*t but hoes and tricks". Ninjas are hoes because they are always snooping in your business. They are tricks because they can turn on you if you eat their won tons. To pirates, ninjas ain't sh*t.
SupaHotFire

Con

SupaHotFire forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 5
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Posted by desaulnierspmsc2014 3 years ago
desaulnierspmsc2014
Quite possibly the worst debate so far!!
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Vote Placed by KingDebater 3 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Conduct to Pro because Con forfeited, arguments to Pro because he had better and more convincing arguments. Sure Ninjas can fly, but they're gay and pirates eat meat and can go through walls.