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debateapollo
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studentathletechristian8
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after 6 votes the winner is...
studentathletechristian8
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 12/13/2009 Category: Entertainment
Updated: 7 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 1,797 times Debate No: 10441
Debate Rounds (3)
Comments (20)
Votes (6)

 

debateapollo

Con

my first rap battle
you best watch what you say kid
or lose your f*ckin job
if you dont feel like workin
have fun tryin not to starve

yeah yeah and yeah its not a light message
I have never been known for Not leavin behind wreckage
The earth will learn from what I have planned in my lessons
all will be revealed if you simply pay the f*ck attention
studentathletechristian8

Pro

I'd welcome you here,
But your rap just ain't clear.
I'll make you disappear,
Like Chris Angel, but with more fear.

You're mediocre at best,
Not even close to the rest.
Noobs can't rap, they can't spit,
Let's get this done, I'm sick of this sh!t.

You can't take me, you can't handle my rhyme,
I'll annihilate you, any debate, any time.
I'll steal your lines, some may think it's a crime,
But hey, at least you're still in your prime.

It's quite sad if this is the top of your skill,
I've got much more experience, and time to kill.
I'll challenge you to come up with more rhymes at your own will,
But I doubt you can even find the lines to fill.

You humor me, like a drunk falling over a keg,
Like a dog humping my right leg,
Like my liberal friend named Greg,
Like the kids in dodge ball that I peg.

I shall halt the rhyme for now,
I will take a humble bow,
Wait for my opponent to fall like a cow,
Or for him to whimper with a meeeooooww.
Debate Round No. 1
debateapollo

Con

nice =)

comin at you drastically,
all them niggas after me,
im the center im the gravity,
finger squeezin,
trigger pleazin,
why u grinnin,
syrup sippin,
im winnin,
smile cuz i am grinnin,
like fairy tail,
im happy endin,

so pop pop u off,
clip eater,
ima clip off,
bounce like big balls,
claws,
ima snatch you up,
im JAWZ,
ha stop the track and pause,
stop rewind that,
im the spine crack,
now in your back,
fallin have a heart attack,
smack,

sinner of all,
i will never fall,
im the best you eva saw,
with me,
yellin f*ck all,
im f*ckin ball,
so you in,
together we be ballin,
but were not,
so dont front bitch stop,
you aint got nothin,
sep stacks of rocks,
studentathletechristian8

Pro

My opponent has failed to remember,
That this debate is about rap, not his rhyme failure.
He must not be thinking about the future,
In which I will destroy his imagined beat tenure.

He probably doesn't understand what I just said,
He probably still hasn't gotten out of bed.
He probably reads my ridiculous rhymes with dred,
He probably gets embarassed of my dominance, and wishes to be dead.

It is apparent that my opponent cannot spell very well,
That must mean his Spelling and Grammar vote fell.
I'm beastin' him up on my new Dell,
I'm sending him straight to rap hell.

He can't comprehend my rhyme structure and scheme,
He is as unconvincing as it may seem.
His disses are so disrespectful, I would deem
Them as either inappropriate or as foggy as steam.

Shall I continue, or give my opponent another chance,
To redeem himself, and show his real stance.
He can't do this, he is no more impressive than an initial glance,
My rhyme has left him in a complete trance.

The round may be over with and done,
But I must say, I have had fun.
When my opponent sees my post, he will probably run,
All the way to Florida and give me a gun.

The gun would be used to end his misery,
Seeing that he can't handle this debate without feeling dizzery.
Debate Round No. 2
debateapollo

Con

my opponnet thinks he can rap but he actually wack. i can beat him easy he is not even that good.
cheddar, i can rip you to a shreader,
cheddar cheese, theres not a better MC then me,
im the Apollo, bitch, sting like a bee,
float like a butterfly, what am i, so what if i cut a guy,
did i s-s-studder guy,
leave you punch drunk from lunch truck to shelter,
you never felt the rag that held the skelta, melt ya,
got the belt for the welt to weight champ,
you got in with a fake stamp,
garbage bag full of clothes, still pullin hoes,
rip you from head to toe, from leg to bullet hole,
next gun pull it slow,
and aim at the freeworld before you let it go,
instead of oh, i just shot my dick head,
and yes you do gotta big head,
i can't call it, cheddar where's your wallet,
your so drunk, you can out drink the alcoholics,
make them say damn, cheddar's the man,

he needs a can surgically removed from his hand
studentathletechristian8

Pro

I thank my opponent for this interesting debate,
However, he will come in second by this rate.
He's not starting his DDO career on a clean slate,
Especially since he can't wait to get this battle's rebate.

It must be my opponent's sudden fate,
His realization that his ideas are comin' too late.
He be with his boy toy tomorrow on a date,
All he be thinkin' is how he took my bait.

It's simple: my opponent has entered an unwelcoming gate,
A gate that shows him to be nothing but filled with hate.
He'll have better luck finding a mate than winning this debate,
But I do not have that much time to wait.

My opponent's so embarrassed he'll probably move to Kuwait,
He's so poor all he can travel by is on cargo inside a crate.
He can't even afford to masturb@te,
Doesn't even posses the masculinity to contain such a trait.

I shall halt this exhibition of prate,
And wish my opponent luck in further debate.
My dominance over him resembles a protectorate,
So I must sit here and see the voting await.

Vote Pro! Thank you.
Debate Round No. 3
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Posted by Koopin 7 years ago
Koopin
I hate when Christians curse, becuase then everyone else compares all Christians to them.
Posted by LeafRod 7 years ago
LeafRod
I'm pretty relaxed, though you definitely don't seem to be. Last time I checked, this site is for discussion (as is the comment section of anything) and giving opinions is discussion.
Posted by Mangani 7 years ago
Mangani
Maybe YOU should relax and worry about your own vote. You called my standard "stupid" as if you had a better point of view. I didn't ask your opinion, nor why you have an opinion.
Posted by LeafRod 7 years ago
LeafRod
Are you asking me why I have an opinion on your comment? Because that's all it is. You should relax.
Posted by Mangani 7 years ago
Mangani
LeafRod, don't be a Rod. How are you going to judge my choice of judging parameters, especially on a debate who's format is completely unconventional to this website, yet entirely familiar to me? Que te pasa? Me tienes envidia o algo???
Posted by LeafRod 7 years ago
LeafRod
If CON stole his rhymes then that justifies a PRO vote. Something stupid like "the standard of professional rap battles" certainly does not, though.
Posted by kphkid 7 years ago
kphkid
Pro gets my vote for one reason only. Con definitely used verbatim lyrics from the movie "8 Mile" (The whole cheddar part). Rap that's unoriginal never will get my vote, especially if it's written by Eminem, my favorite rapper of all time.

Pro wins. =)
Posted by Mangani 7 years ago
Mangani
All points Pro.

Neither was a very good rapper. Pro had structure, but Con lost by disqualification. Just because this is a rap battle doesn't mean you should use profanity, and the word "n*99@" may not offend most, but it offends the heck out of me- especially in a rap battle. Any major rap battle in the world, unless you are on the street, bars the use of profanity. Because this is a debate website that normally bars the use of profanity, I held Con to the same standard as a professional rap battle. Had both exhibited "street quality" raps, then I would have probably held them to that standard.
Posted by popculturepooka 7 years ago
popculturepooka
Everybody...nothing to see here. Vote Pro.

Con is swagger jacking Eminem. Next time you decide to copy someone's rhyme's, you should probably make sure, you know, that they aren't from a fairly popular movie like 8mile. I DISTINCTLY REMEMBER Em spitting that "freestyle" with the guy CHEDDA Bob in the movie.
Posted by Koopin 7 years ago
Koopin
Pro wins
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