The Instigator
chezbona
Con (against)
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The Contender
Lulzy
Pro (for)
Winning
2 Points

rap battle

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Post Voting Period
The voting period for this debate has ended.
after 2 votes the winner is...
Lulzy
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 2/13/2015 Category: Entertainment
Updated: 1 year ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 344 times Debate No: 70007
Debate Rounds (3)
Comments (4)
Votes (2)

 

chezbona

Con

I'll wait for my opponent to introduce him/herself
the actual rap battle starts in the second round.
diss raps are included but not much profane
Lulzy

Pro

I accept the challenge. I thank my opponent for doing as I asked and setting the reply time to 72 hours. Good luck to the both of us.
Debate Round No. 1
chezbona

Con

Mhmmmmm......
When ur granny heard my rhymes, she got faint (faint bitches)
the next day she saw me, she called me a saint (saint niggas)
she said my rhymes gave her inspiration, gave her faith (faith niggas)
cuz of me, she's not gonna be called 'the late' (late niggas)

My mansions taller than the great wall of China,
to build that high, you'll need inspiration from a diaper
your rhymes can never diss, they could never impress me
but cuz I'm kind I'll give you a scholarship back to nursery
So take care, don't you fool, don't be bully
cuz I won't hesitate to send you back to juvie

you asked me to rap, Girl you need my autograph
I'm not a gymnast but yet I'm an autocrat
if you're broke, it's obvious cuz I broke ya
left you in hospital bed, thats right I did stroke ya

sorry you ain't lucky
on my way to granny
cuz I'm rich, I have to escape a group which they call illuminati
me I think it's funny cuz I keep on making money
currency gets bad, yet I'm the janny
But yet for you payday is the problem
welcome to ma residence
Barack Obama is my president
and I'm tryna clean up my closet like an Eminem
Before I was bonachez, that boring Guy
Now they call me that touring Guy
girls do follow, watch my intetview...English is so foreign guy
My swaggg
in legendary I have the tracks.
In chemistry I'm a hero, a true negro'
So why don't you RUN AWAY AND NEVER COME BACK
Lulzy

Pro

Dude, quit playing, you've got absolutely no shot at beating me
You know what every one says is that the truth will set you free
But my truth here is what's about to dig your grave
So you better stop and give a thought, because there's no reset or save
You challenged me to a rap battle, but this isn't a fight
This is simply a slaughter, when I'm done, you'll see I'm right
I'll beat you down harder than if you got a hit by a boulder
But me? Im on fire! I'm lit up and hot, I'm burning up so much you can feel me smolder
Meanwhile we have you, crying because I owned your butt
It wasn't my fault that you asked me to bring it, now you're down in a rut
I'd seriously suggest that in the next round you be careful
Because anything you say I'll turn it around and be a handful
The only reason I haven't done it for this round though
Is because none of your disses made a lick of since, yo.
In honesty though, I could have ended it with this round
But I decided to wait, so that next time I could truly beat you sound
So to wrap this up, please just reconsider your actions, dude
Because next round, I'll make sure that I really get crude

Sorry I took so long to make this one. I don't have access to a computer so I had to use my phone. Also sorry for the formatting. Again, I'm on my phone, and I typed this in Notes, so...
Debate Round No. 2
chezbona

Con

chezbona forfeited this round.
Lulzy

Pro

So I guess that my opponent just up and quit
He must have seen my skills and then simply had a fit
Look at his profile and we can see he's on even now
But yet he didn't reply, and I want to ask how
I guess he just decided he got destroyed enough
Or maybe he figured if he gave up he'd look tough
That's some backwards logic, but I don't know his mind
But I do know that he quit, so I will not be kind

I've said it before, I'll say it again, he challenged me
I guess he wanted to try and take a look to see
If I was good as I said I was, see if I could back it up
So I stepped into the debate, acted cool and said "Yo what's up"
Apparently it was enough to cause him to pack up and run away
But that's fine by me, because dude, you've over stayed

I guess I won't say much more, because he gave me a win
Guess handing me free victory should be considered a sin
Cuz to be honest, it happens literally all the time
Since going against me must clearly be a crime

I'll end this now by saying "good debate"
Though the fact you quit makes me a bit irate
Debate Round No. 3
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Posted by Lulzy 1 year ago
Lulzy
I'm off my game. Lol. If I had kept up with my rapping career I would have been much smoother. Moving up North didn't help.
Posted by chezbona 1 year ago
chezbona
and i ff the last round because i was too busy.
still, i know i had the best rhymes.
Posted by chezbona 1 year ago
chezbona
i believe in the peoples vote.
i accept my mistakes and promise to be better.
vote for chezbona#
love!!!!
Posted by Lulzy 1 year ago
Lulzy
Why did somebody vote for a FF against me? I'm not the one who forfeited.
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Vote Placed by TheJuniorVarsityNovice 1 year ago
TheJuniorVarsityNovice
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Reasons for voting decision: ff
Vote Placed by lannan13 1 year ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Forfeiture