Pretty dam* fast. My unicorn has the mating speed of jack rabbit on crack. It was raised to be on my stud farm. It has the sexual capabilities of a hundred men. One time it ate a lion and burped out the bones. My unicorn flies around spreading ots seed, fertilixing unsuspecting ladies into pregnancy. They awake one day to the sound of little hooves going cloppity clop in their bellies. We ca him the '"Corn". This where we got "Children of the Corn". From my unicorn. This bastard has fathered over 100,000 unicornlets.
and yet revealed in my dragons vast underground cave system lair after the unpleasentry of finding my ice dragon has poisonous skin, their numbers adds up to crushed ice.. only a few times was it ever necessary to call forth the might of his fellow firebreathers
My unicorn has rainbow spots and a chocolate mane. It procreates faster than the speed of light. It is like a shape shifting salamander. It sits on my shoulder. It smokes pot.
He was supposed to convince me to not have sex the last time, but he hadn't been laid in a while and forsook me on the issue. It has 3 things. It's humping style is wierd. It is super wierd. And getting wierder as I go along...
My unicorn is so wonderful that Pro requested of me to ride him. My unicorn bit Pro and began hunching him like a wild K-9. Pro ran for his life to no victory. Unicorn took Pro down. Unicorn seeded Pro. Pro had 5 Unicorn-vi-spex colts. Pro is unicorns fertile egg provider.