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turkey is a healthy part of this balanced breakfast

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Started: 4/10/2010 Category: Religion
Updated: 7 years ago Status: Voting Period
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You see, it all started back in 1789 when bob renagard had taken time out of his busy day to go to the farthest reaches of the t.v remote to change the channel from "retard hip hop" to some fancy home cooking. what he found was strange and grueling... later in the generations we see that Aexander Tepincolour of tyibet had to do an extreme essay assignment that would eventuallty take up 7 hours and 11 minutes of his time.. all of this occuerd during the 1860s. Alex had to pass in this essay to the extreist gnomes that were of the tribe of trolls that haunt our interwebz today. Alex had to think of a way to solve this problem so with his trusty steed frosty he went on an adventure to the forgotten bridge of failblog where the troll of the name lolsinhower had taken over.

Alex knew what had to be done.. he had to serve tea to the turtles of the gelopogus islands before they grew too hungry to control. For we all knew that if this were to happen they would go on a rabid and completely out of place rampage that would eventually create the soulless parakeets of modern day society. These parakeets can be trained to be extreme wariors that ca take out a target in a single strike. This history will return us to the 1870s where the first parakeet to touch the moon brought home 11 and a half moon rocks to sell to the muppets after 5:00. Ronwaldo Alserado of the gorilla pest control for fleas, lice, and moles took advantage of the fact that owls could see in an 360 degree manor and used this to create the worlds first toothbrush.


This the most ridiculous, beligerent, anonymous, picolo-tendent, hypoglycemic analysis of the turkey I have seen in my entire bathroom! My opponent makes many claims that are NOT historical nonlies. I will tell you what REALLY happened.

It all started in the summer of the great cold when the great giant 'Alfred the Meed' inherited his father preference for dandelions. Soon Alfred was picking nothing but dandelion, when the Mammoth God flew from the sky to deliver the mail. Appauled by Alfred's obvious lack of hygeine, Mammoth God threw the pot directly as Waldo's face. Waldo, ironically enough, Waldo couldn't find the Mammoth God and quickly commited a violent suicide by driving his cane through the Bomb. After being told specifically NOT to soot at the thermal nuclear weapons, Alladin was mad by Waldo's attempt at mutiny. He wished that idiot people would die during childbirth, and John McCain was suddenly president.

During this period, Hitler the Great murdered a bird because of it's hillarious rainbow feather's and ability to fly through rings. Fonsy instantly obliterated half of new york with his mind blast when he realized 'Madam Im Adam' is a panagram. THe end of the world is emminent, and I'm not a good speller.

The moral of this story, is to not count your toes before they are in a basket.

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frenchmoose forfeited this round.


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because i won from round 1


I would cede if only you met the moral code of this debate site. It is of utmost importance to be punctual and you should be VERY disappointed with yourself. Vote I.
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