Well you see Chocolate milk is the future our country needs it sweetness represents the kindness we need in our nation its creamy brown color represents the mixture of our nationalities and cultures and the fact that it can spoil so easily repersents how things can go to hell real quick when the wrong person is ion charge
Just because we "need" chocolate milk doesn't mean it should be our nation's leader. Hell, when the milk spoils, won't that count as it "dying"? If it somehow did get elected, it would "die" within a couple of weeks. It's more disposable than a handgun from a crime scene.
well you see as long as we have cows there will always bee chocolate milk so we should keep our dairy cows in good health and the supply of milk flowing. As the milk spoiled we could replace it with more
While that may be true, you never rebutted my first arguments. They were important, as they say what chocolate wouldn't be able to do as President. Plus, that would make people not like Chocolate milk, since it wouldn't do anything good as President. End of story.