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tylersch96
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JeffPhilips
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what is the funniest yo mamma joke.

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Started: 10/2/2012 Category: Miscellaneous
Updated: 4 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
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tylersch96

Pro

no cussing. first round is acceptance.
JeffPhilips

Con

I accept! And be careful..you are dealing with a joke pro!
Debate Round No. 1
tylersch96

Pro

Yo momma's so stupid, she sold the house to pay the mortgage.
JeffPhilips

Con

I will post 2 or 3 jokes at a time because I have so many funny ones in my bag.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to the beach she was the only one who got a tan!
Yo mama's so fat that when she wore a jacket with an X on it a helicopter tried to land on her back!
Yo mama's so ugly that when she entered an ugly competetion she was told, "Sorry! No professionals!"

Hope you enjoy!
Debate Round No. 2
tylersch96

Pro

Yo momma's so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Dang, is it Halloween already?"
Yo momma's like a TV, even a 2 year old could turn her on.

Yo momma's like 7-Eleven... open all night, hot to go, and for 89 cents you can get a slurpy.

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JeffPhilips

Con

Yo mama's so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Yo mama's so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.
Yo mama's so stupid that when the computer said press any key to continue, she smashed it because she couldn't find the "any" key.
Enjoy again! And all these jokes are pulled from my brain...no plagiarism involved.
Debate Round No. 3
tylersch96

Pro

Yo momma's so big, that they had to change "One size fit's all" to "One size fits most"

Yo momma's so big, when she went to the airport and said she wanted to fly they stamped Goodyear on her and sent her out to the runway.

Yo momma's so big, when I fingered her I lost a watch and two rings!

Yo momma's so big, when she goes in the water at the beach she changes the tide.

Yo momma's so big, when she stands up the sun goes out.
JeffPhilips

Con

JeffPhilips forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 4
1 comment has been posted on this debate.
Posted by jackwilliams141 4 years ago
jackwilliams141
Yo mammas so ugly when she was born the doctor looked at her face and her butt and said "twins"
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