The Instigator
loneybone
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The Contender
xxdarkxx
Con (against)
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31 Points

who can make best yo mamma jokes!!!

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xxdarkxx
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 4/12/2010 Category: Miscellaneous
Updated: 7 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 2,584 times Debate No: 11719
Debate Rounds (3)
Comments (13)
Votes (5)

 

loneybone

Pro

i bet i can make better yo mamma jokes than you!!! round one will be your mamma stupid, second round, your mamma fat, second round your mamma is poor..
xxdarkxx

Con

I would like to thank my opponent for starting this debate and wish them the best of luck.

definitions:

bet: something that is laid, staked, or pledged typically between two parties on the outcome of a contest or a contingent issue [1]

yo momma jokes: humorous statements that are directed about the opponents mother.

make: to cause to exist, occur, or appear [2]

First I must ask what you mean exactly by your resolution (who can make best yo mamma jokes!!!). As this is a question I am confused about how one can be PRO, or CON towards it. I would like an explanation but until then i shall argue the points you made in the first round.

PRO states: "i bet i can make better yo mamma jokes than you!!!", However there are multiple things wrong with this statement.
Firstly, according to your profile,[3], you are 17 years old and living in Texas. If this is in fact true then it is illegal for you to make any sort of bet. In Texas the legal age to bet, is 18 years old, an age at which you have not reached. As 18 is also the age at which you can bet in Michigan I decline your bet as it would be against the law to accept it.

Furthermore your statement about being able to make better yo mamma jokes is something I find highly unlikely that you can do. The definition of make is to cause to exist occur or appear. As you are not an all powerful being I doubt it is possible for you to cause a yo mamma joke to exist. Most likely what you planned to do was to surf the Internet until you found some funny jokes. However this would not be you making the jokes. If you were to make the joke you would have to cause it to exist. I find no way for a joke to "exist" it is simply a statement that is meant to be humorous.

[1] http://www.merriam-webster.com...
[2] http://www.merriam-webster.com...
[3] http://www.debate.org...
[4] http://rose.casinocitytimes.com...
Debate Round No. 1
loneybone

Pro

loneybone forfeited this round.
xxdarkxx

Con

That is unfortunate I extend my arguments.
Debate Round No. 2
loneybone

Pro

loneybone forfeited this round.
xxdarkxx

Con

That is unfortunate extend my arguments.
Debate Round No. 3
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Posted by Rockylightning 7 years ago
Rockylightning
wow xxdarkxx.. way to ruin a debate.
Posted by Korashk 7 years ago
Korashk
You win but your ARGUMENTS FAIL
Posted by jonpistone2 7 years ago
jonpistone2
i will do either one...
unions ... or afrm action
(id like 'con' of either side) ... just send me the invite.
Posted by jonpistone2 7 years ago
jonpistone2
okay that is fine, as i said i am new here so go ahead and start things up, send me an invite and ill accept!!
Posted by xxdarkxx 7 years ago
xxdarkxx
ummmm i would probably be for unions affirmative action im not all that short
and i would probably stick with 72 hours that way there is sufficient time to do research and i would say probably either stick with 3 or 4 rounds
Posted by jonpistone2 7 years ago
jonpistone2
okay, i dont mind how many rounds we do...but can we limit each time limit to something reasonable...maybe 24 hours or something...i think 72 hours is a bit out of control....also dont want 5 hours either cause then people have to stay up all night to not lose a round....

are you for or against unions?

how about affirmative action?
Posted by xxdarkxx 7 years ago
xxdarkxx
i am game for pretty much anything
Posted by jonpistone2 7 years ago
jonpistone2
how about you Kinesis....care to debate about any of that stuff...
Unions, Global Warming, Term Limits, etc???
Posted by jonpistone2 7 years ago
jonpistone2
okay good to know xxdarkxx....any debates you would enjoy getting into?
something involving affirmative action...estate tax...flat tax...unions...social security...etc?!?!
Posted by Kinesis 7 years ago
Kinesis
There are awesome debates on both serious subjects, bizarre subjects and funny subjects. There are also spam debates, troll debates and epic failures of debates. It varies a lot, basically.
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