yo mama jokes
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Yo' mama so fat, one day she jumped rope and the Earth shifted it's axis.
Yo' mama's so stupid, she sleeps with a ruler by her side to find out how long she sleeps.
Yo' mama's so fat, her shadow weighs 50 pounds.
Yo' mama's so dumb, she stuck a phone up her a** and thought that she was making a booty call.
Yo' mama's so nasty, she stuck a cucumber up her a** and pulled out a pickle.
Yo mamas so ugly, she has to creep up on water to get a drink.
Yo mamas so lazy, she got a remote to operate her remote.
Yo mamas so fat, it looks like she is trying to smuggle a Volkswagen.
Yo mamas so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger and said " hold the cheese".
Yo mamas so clumsy, you were born.
tennis47 forfeited this round.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she flosses with bacon.
Yo' Mama is so fat, the hippos at the zoo get jealous of her figure.
Yo' Mama is so fat, NASA used her to plug a black hole.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
Hope you're having a great St. Patrick's day everyone! ;)
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Vote Placed by RyuuKyuzo 3 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Con immediately broke the rules by not using round 1 for acceptance, then he ff'd later on. Also, I got more chuckles out of Pro's jokes, so arguments to pro as well.
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