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zezima
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tennis47
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yo mama jokes

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after 1 vote the winner is...
zezima
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 3/8/2013 Category: Miscellaneous
Updated: 3 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 447 times Debate No: 31091
Debate Rounds (3)
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zezima

Pro

Yo mama jokes. First round acceptance. No need for resources.
tennis47

Con

You didn't say how many to put, so I'll put 5:

Yo' mama so fat, one day she jumped rope and the Earth shifted it's axis.
Yo' mama's so stupid, she sleeps with a ruler by her side to find out how long she sleeps.
Yo' mama's so fat, her shadow weighs 50 pounds.
Yo' mama's so dumb, she stuck a phone up her a** and thought that she was making a booty call.
Yo' mama's so nasty, she stuck a cucumber up her a** and pulled out a pickle.
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Debate Round No. 1
zezima

Pro

Yo mamas so ugly, they filmed "gorillas in the mist" in her shower.
Yo mamas so ugly, she has to creep up on water to get a drink.
Yo mamas so lazy, she got a remote to operate her remote.
Yo mamas so fat, it looks like she is trying to smuggle a Volkswagen.
Yo mamas so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger and said " hold the cheese".
Yo mamas so clumsy, you were born.
tennis47

Con

tennis47 forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 2
zezima

Pro

Yo mamas so stupid, she threw away her car once it ran out of gas.
tennis47

Con

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she visits the doctor, they need a forklift to get her on the examining table.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she flosses with bacon.
Yo' Mama is so fat, the hippos at the zoo get jealous of her figure.
Yo' Mama is so fat, NASA used her to plug a black hole.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.

Hope you're having a great St. Patrick's day everyone! ;)
Debate Round No. 3
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Vote Placed by RyuuKyuzo 3 years ago
RyuuKyuzo
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Reasons for voting decision: Con immediately broke the rules by not using round 1 for acceptance, then he ff'd later on. Also, I got more chuckles out of Pro's jokes, so arguments to pro as well.