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yo mama jokes

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luvx
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 11/16/2013 Category: Funny
Updated: 3 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 707 times Debate No: 40696
Debate Rounds (5)
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emil1

Pro

Hi and good luck. 3 per round. (this round is yo mama is so fat round)

Yo mama is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "taxi!"

Yo mama is so fat that she left the house in high heels and came back wearing flip flops.

Yo mama is so fat that the highway patrol made her wear a sign saying "Caution! Wide Turn".
luvx

Con

Yo mama so dumb she went to the dentist to get a bluetooth. I told her she was getting one for her birthday and her birthday was right around the corner, and she went looking for it.

Yo mama so ugly, hello kitty said goodbye.

Yo mama so old she knew burger king when he was a prince.
Debate Round No. 1
emil1

Pro

This round is yo mama is stupid round.

Yo mama is so stupid that she climbed over a glass wall to see what was behind it.

Yo mama is so stupid that she was on the corner with a sign that said "Will eat for food."

Yo mama is so stupid that when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
luvx

Con

Yo mama so stupid, she slept with a ruler to see how long she slept.

Yo mama so stupid she studied hard for that drug test.

Yo mama so stupid she went to Dr. Pepper for a medical exam.
Debate Round No. 2
emil1

Pro

This round is your mama is so ugly round.

Yo mama is so ugly that she put the Boogie Man out of business!

Yo mama is so ugly that when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo mama so ugly Bob the Builder looked at her and said "I CAN'T FIX THAT!"
luvx

Con

Yo mama is so ugly that she scared the roaches away.

Yo mama is so ugly when she lookes in the mirror Micheal Jackson sings beat it.

Yo mama is so ugly One Direction went the other way.
Debate Round No. 3
emil1

Pro

This round is yo mama is so poor ... round.

Yo mama is so poor that I stepped on her skateboard and she said "Hey, get off the car!"

Yo mama is so poor that when yo family watches TV, they go to Sears.

Yo mama is so poor that I threw a rock at a trash can and she popped out and said "Who knocked?"
luvx

Con

Yo mama is so poor that she can't afford to pay attention!

Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush

Yo Momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, and she said, "Moving."
Debate Round No. 4
emil1

Pro

Free style Round: Maximum of 5 yo mama jokes.

Yo mama is so ugly that she threw a boomerang and it wouldn't even come back.

Yo mama is so fat that she walked into the Gap and filled it

Yo mama is so stupid that that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Yo mama is so ugly, she turned Michael Jackson white! *sorry for the racist one. Plus one against MJ

Yo mama is so stupid that she put on bug spray before going to the flea market.
luvx

Con

Yo mama so dumb she went to the dentist to get a bluetooth. I told her she was getting one for her birthday and her birthday was right around the corner, and she went looking for it.

Yo mama so ugly, hello kitty said goodbye.

Yo mama so old she knew burger king when he was a prince.

Yo mama so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.

Yo mama is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."
Debate Round No. 5
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Posted by UncleFox 3 years ago
UncleFox
Are these really the best you've got? You missed some real classics and a couple of straight forward slappers : "Your mama is so fat, she's got her own zip code" and Your mama is so fat that her High School Yearbook picture was an aerial photograph. just trying to help.
Posted by emil1 3 years ago
emil1
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Vote Placed by birdlandmemories 3 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Conduct tk pro for con not following the guidelines in the first round. I did find cons jokes funnier though.