The Instigator
linate
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The Contender
kinsky
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yo mama jokes

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after 1 vote the winner is...
linate
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 8/8/2014 Category: Entertainment
Updated: 2 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 429 times Debate No: 60193
Debate Rounds (5)
Comments (2)
Votes (1)

 

linate

Pro

three or four jokes per round

yo mama is so fat, when she steps on an elevator... it goes down

yo mama is so fat, she doesn't eat with a fork, she eats with a forklift

yo mama is so ugly, kids dress up as her for halloween

yo mama is so poor, when her family wants to watch TV, they have to go to Sears
kinsky

Con

Yo, I accept.
Your mama's so stupid.... thats it!

Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras
Yo mamas so ugly she's the reason why Sonic the Hedgehog runs

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yo mama is so fat, when she steps on an elevator... it goes down

yo mama is so fat, she doesn't eat with a fork, she eats with a forklift


Debate Round No. 1
linate

Pro

not sure why con just repeated a couple jokes that i gave

yo mama is so fat, she sweats chocolate milk

yo mama is so dumb, she spent ten hours looking at an orange juice container cause it said "concentrate"

yo mama is so old, she sat behind Jesus in the third grade
kinsky

Con

kinsky forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 2
linate

Pro

yo mama is stupid, fat, and ugly
kinsky

Con

kinsky forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 3
linate

Pro

yo mama is so fat, that she left the house in high heels and came back wearing flip flops

yo mama is so fat, that she doesn"t eat with a fork, she eats with a forklift

yo mama is so fat, that the sign inside the restaurant says "maximum occupancy: 300, or yo mama"

yo mama is so fat, that she puts mayonnaise on aspirin

yo mama is so fat, that her bellybutton"s got an echo

yo mama is so fat, that the postal service gave her her own zip code
kinsky

Con

Om my god! i totally forgot about this... im so sorry lol.
I don't have time for this...
All i can I say it that I concede.
Yo mama is sooo hairy that when she gave birth to you, you mutliple carpet burns.
BURN!!!
Debate Round No. 4
linate

Pro

yo mama is so fat, that her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does

yo mama is so old, when i told her to act her age, she died

yo mama is so fat, that when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease, the doctors gave her ten years to live
kinsky

Con

kinsky forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 5
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Posted by Palmo10 2 years ago
Palmo10
Yo debate so stupid, none but my pet dog could find the cleverness about it
Posted by E115EnRaged935 2 years ago
E115EnRaged935
Yo mammas so stupid she stared at a bottle of orange juice for 2 hours just because it said Concentrate on it.

Yo mammas so fat she jumped into the ocean and killed 2 million people

Yo mammas so ugly she made ray charles flinch

Yo mammas so ugly she made mama scared

Yo mammas so ugly and dumb even miley cyrus dont sing about her
1 votes has been placed for this debate.
Vote Placed by bladerunner060 2 years ago
bladerunner060
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Reasons for voting decision: Con forfeited and conceded.