The Instigator
Gohan12345
Pro (for)
Losing
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The Contender
DudeStop
Con (against)
Winning
12 Points

yo mama smack down

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DudeStop
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 12/2/2013 Category: Entertainment
Updated: 3 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
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Debate Rounds (5)
Comments (17)
Votes (3)

 

Gohan12345

Pro

First round accept
2-5 yo mama jokes
no trolling
We will begin next round lets go
DudeStop

Con

This will be so brutal.
Debate Round No. 1
Gohan12345

Pro

Yo mama so fat that when she sat down she made a second floor
Yo mama so ugly that when she posted her picture on facebook everyone moved twitter
DudeStop

Con

Yo mama is so fat, she works at the movie theater as the screen.

Yo mama is so stupid, when she was locked in a grocery store one night she starved to death.
Debate Round No. 2
Gohan12345

Pro

Yo mama so fat that each time she turns around the four seasons change
Yo mama so stupid she yelled in a mailbox for voice mail
Yo mama so fat that dora the explorer couldn't explore her
Yo mama so ugly she mad hello kiddy say goodbye
DudeStop

Con

Yo mama's so fat, she is the main cause of our world hunger.
Yo mama's so ugly, when medusa saw her she turned to stone,
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Fruit punch was a gay boxer.
Yo ugly, when god made her god said: "Oops!!!"
Debate Round No. 3
Gohan12345

Pro

Yo mama so fat that when she played musical chairs everyone was out because she took up all the chairs
Yo mama so fat that when she put the elevator out of order
Yo mama so weak that she had to call the gym teacher to open then door
Yo mama so stupid she went to the dentist to go get a Bluetooth
Yo mama so fat that when she stepped on the Earth she caused the aftershock
Yo mama so ugly she made the ladies sing the blues
Yo mama so ugly she made blind children cry
Yo mama head is so big that Michael Jordan mistaken it as a basketball
DudeStop

Con

Yo mama is so FAT, her weight is growing at the same rate of our population. (Each person= One pound.)

Yo mama is so STUPID, when someone told her to: "cry me a river build me a bridge and get over it" , she actually devoted her life to doing that.

Yo mama is so UGLY, when she went to the zoo the new zookeeper got fired for "Letting the disfigured monkey out of *his* cage"

Yo mama is so ugly, she gave birth to you! (Joke man, I've never send you)


yo mama is so stupid, she saw a CarFax commercial and tried to sue the company when a fox didn't come out of her mobile phone.

Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale she yelled: "Hey! I found the last number to pi"


Yo mama is so ugly, when she entered herself into the amateurs beauty pageant they had the audience sign a lease basically saying that they understood the consequences.


Yo mama is so dum, when she saw "What Does The Fox Say?!" She actually thought that everything the fox said in the video was the sound of an actual fox.

Checkmate, lol.
Debate Round No. 4
Gohan12345

Pro

Yo mama so stupid she tried putting skittles in alphabetical order
Yo mama so fat that when she jumped down the Earth collapse
Yo mama so dumb she sold her tv for a console
Yo mama so old that they kept her in a watehouse
DudeStop

Con

Vote con.
Yo mama is so fat, I tried to walk around her and got lost
Yo mama's so fat, even Mikey Cyrus has been jealous of her effortless twirking
Yo mama is so ugly, when she told her doctor that she might be pregnant everyone in the office burst out laughing
Yo mama's so STUPID, I told her to go away one time and she moved to Mexico.
Thank You.
Debate Round No. 5
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Posted by Depth_Valor 3 years ago
Depth_Valor
yo mama is like a tv, even a 2 year old can turn her on
Posted by DudeStop 3 years ago
DudeStop
@OkatuJordan~ Thank you!
Posted by OtakuJordan 3 years ago
OtakuJordan
"To learn from your mistakes and gather new skills to help you win future debates and therefor allow both other people and you to find yourself more successful?"

Quoted for truth.
Posted by DudeStop 3 years ago
DudeStop
To learn from your mistakes and gather new skills to help you win future debates and therefor allow both other people and you to find yourself more successful?
Posted by Gohan12345 3 years ago
Gohan12345
Anyway I always lose a debate so whats the point
Posted by DudeStop 3 years ago
DudeStop
@Otaku~ Neither do I. This is not my choice of humor.
Posted by DudeStop 3 years ago
DudeStop
You 2
Posted by Gohan12345 3 years ago
Gohan12345
Good effort on em joked
Posted by Gohan12345 3 years ago
Gohan12345
I meant to put ware house
Posted by Gohan12345 3 years ago
Gohan12345
All that I say I don't mean just a joke
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Vote Placed by Kc.Nycolle 3 years ago
Kc.Nycolle
Gohan12345DudeStopTied
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Reasons for voting decision: Con was freaking hilarious
Vote Placed by yay842 3 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Conduct to Con because Pro broke his rule of 2-5 per round first. Grammar mistakes to both sides and Con was funnier
Vote Placed by OtakuJordan 3 years ago
OtakuJordan
Gohan12345DudeStopTied
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Reasons for voting decision: S&G clearly belongs to Con. I didn't think any of the jokes were really that funny, so points for "arguments."