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AllahoAkbar
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CommunistDog
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yo mamma "So ugly, So fat, So dump" joke contest

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Started: 5/10/2015 Category: Funny
Updated: 2 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
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AllahoAkbar

Pro

Bring it on, your best 3 Yo mamma jokes, 1 of each for each round ""So ugly, So fat, So dumb", Good luck

Yo mama is so ugly that she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo mama is so fat that the National Weather Service names each one of her farts.
Yo mama's so dumb that when she saw the "Under 17 not admitted" sign at a movie theatre, she went home and got 16 friends.

Wcha ya got?
CommunistDog

Con

Challenge accepted. Please make your first joke. Jo mama made one when you were born. OHHHHHH
Debate Round No. 1
AllahoAkbar

Pro

Please make sure you post 3 Yo mamma jokes, 1 of each ""So ugly, So fat, So dumb"

Yo mama is so ugly that her birth certificate contained an apology letter from the condom factory.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to iron her pants on the driveway.

Yo mama is so dumb that when she went for a blood test, she asked for time to study.
CommunistDog

Con

CommunistDog forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 2
AllahoAkbar

Pro

Yo mama is so ugly that when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama is so fat that even god can't lift her spirit.
Yo mama is so dumb that she sold her car for gas money!
CommunistDog

Con

CommunistDog forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 3
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Posted by AveyC 2 years ago
AveyC
Yo Mama so fat that when God said let their be light there was no light cose she was blocking it.
Posted by deathstrokeisbrett 2 years ago
deathstrokeisbrett
what about yo mama so old?
yo mama so old when i asked her to act her age, she died. no offence to anyone who has a dead mother
Posted by AllahoAkbar 2 years ago
AllahoAkbar
Thanks, I'm always in the mood for a hard laugh.
Posted by CookieMonster9 2 years ago
CookieMonster9
This is some pretty good stuff.
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