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georgster101
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wierdman
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yo mamma jokes cmpetition.

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Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 1/26/2011 Category: Entertainment
Updated: 6 years ago Status: Voting Period
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georgster101

Pro

This is basicaly me and a contender doing yo mammma jokes to each other(Max 10 per round) and when its over the audience will decide who was better. CON will not do anything in round 1, except to say hi. since I havent done anything yet.
wierdman

Con

i acept your (challenge).
Debate Round No. 1
georgster101

Pro

yo mamma so stupid she, walked into an antique store and said 'what's new'?

yo mamma so ugly, when she was beng born, when the doctor said 'push' her dad tried to push her back in

yo mamma so fat, that when shelayd down on the beach, someone yelled 'beached whale!'

yo mamma so fat, she went swimming in the mediteranian and was claimed as a new territory.

yo mamma so fat, they need to cut away doorways to let her throuh(rather than just greasing them, because she's to fat to fit in them).
wierdman

Con

Yo momma so dumb she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl

Yo momma so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved

Yo momma so dumb she bought a solar-powered flashlight

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Yo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went straight to hell!
Debate Round No. 2
georgster101

Pro

Yo mamma so stupid that when she heard of hell's kitchen she commit suicide.

yo mamma so stupid she failed her blood test.

yo mamma so ugly she didn't need a costume when she auditioned for star wars.

yo mamma so fat her doctor found bacon in her bloodstream.

yo mamma so stupid the Marianas trench is brighter than she is
wierdman

Con

Yo mama so old that when God said let there be light, she hit the switch!

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals

Yo momma so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

Yo momma so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

Yo Momma so short that she has to hold up a sign that says, "Dont Spit! I Cant Swim!"

Yo mama teeth are so yellow, I can't believe its not butter
Debate Round No. 3
georgster101

Pro

yo mamma so short she goes skydiving of sidewalks

yo mamma so poor when someone blew out a match she said 'hey, who turned off the heat?'

yo mamma so ugly that she has a face only a mother could love, as long as that mother was dumb, blind and retarded.

yo mamma so ugly she starred in a romance film but the film was classified as a horror movie.

yo mamma so fat, when she ordered a water bed, the just put a blanket over the ocean.
wierdman

Con

Yo mama so stupid she tried to put her m&ms in alphabetical order.

Yo mama so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view

Yo mama so stupid she went to the orthodontist to get a blue tooth

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and sleep on the floor
Debate Round No. 4
georgster101

Pro

Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo mama so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone!

Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
wierdman

Con

i understand that i have went against the maximum amount of post but this is the last round so i might as well get it all out.

Yo Momma so Smelly
the government make her wear a Biohazard warning

she made Right Guard call for backup.

even the dogs won't smell her.

an old blind geezer walking by asked her 'yo, how much for the shrimp platter?"

that when she spread her legs, I got seasick...

she wiz playin in my Sand Box and the cat came along and buried her.

her poo is glad to escape.

that standing next to a skunk, the Skunko smells sweet!

that the only dis I'm gonna give her is Disinfectent...

that when you was being born, the doctor's and nurses all had to wear oxygen masks...

even sewer rats get outta her way...

that farmers use her bathwater as liquid fertilizer...

Yo Momma so Dirty
she has to creep up on the bath water.

that standin next to a tramp, she make the tramp look like a butler.

that her house is so dirty I gotta wipe my feet before I go back outside.

she lost 2 stone after taking a shower

that even the Swamp Thing insisted she showered.

that Saddam Hussain tried to import her bath water to use as chemical weapons.
Debate Round No. 5
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Posted by BlackVoid 6 years ago
BlackVoid
Args: I hear con's jokes all the time. Some of pro's jokes were cliche, but for the most part seeme original.

Conduct: Max 10 jokes per round. Con ran 19 in the final.

Good stuff though. I love pro's "push" joke.
Posted by dinokiller 6 years ago
dinokiller
wierdman used fatality... :P
Posted by Johnicle 6 years ago
Johnicle
Ignore my vote...
Posted by georgster101 6 years ago
georgster101
btw, you can counter jokes, and it wont count as one of your own jokes
Posted by wierdman 6 years ago
wierdman
Why did you not post this as a forum?
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Reasons for voting decision: Countering Darkhearth's multi-account vote.
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