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emil1
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SeventhProfessor
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yo mamma jokes

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emil1
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 11/16/2013 Category: Funny
Updated: 3 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 698 times Debate No: 40692
Debate Rounds (5)
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Votes (2)

 

emil1

Pro

First round is for acceptance. Please keep it appropriate. Also 2 yo mamma jokes per round.
SeventhProfessor

Con

I accept.
Debate Round No. 1
emil1

Pro

Yo mama so stupid, she got fired form the m&m's factory because she threw away the w's

Yo mama so stupid she thought Taco Bell as a Mexican phone company
SeventhProfessor

Con

Yo mama so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.

Yo mama so stupid, she didn't get an abortion.
Debate Round No. 2
emil1

Pro

Yo mama is so poor that when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, and she said "moving."

Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease, the doctor gave her ten years to live.
SeventhProfessor

Con

Yo mama so sexually promiscuous she's like a lemonade stand- ten cents a squeeze.

Yo mama so ugly her mother had to be drunk to breastfeed her.
Debate Round No. 3
emil1

Pro

Yo mama is so poor that she can't even put her two cents in this conversation.

Yo mama is so stupid that when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "OK".

Last round (a minimum of 4 yo mama jokes)
SeventhProfessor

Con

Yo mama so poor, she can't even pay attention.

Yo mama so fat, her boggart is Jillian Michaels.
Debate Round No. 4
emil1

Pro

Yo mama is so stupid that when she saw the "Under 17 not admitted" sign at a movie theatre, she went home and got 16 friends.

Yo mama is so fat that when she turns around people throw her a welcome back party.

Yo mama is so stupid that when the computer said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the 'Any' key.

Yo mama is so poor that I went to her house and tore down some cob webs, and she said "Who's tearing down the drapes?"

Last but no least BONUS: Yo mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl
SeventhProfessor

Con

Fandom round!

Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than both the outside and inside of the TARDIS.

Yo mama so ugly, she makes Umbridge look like Fleur.

Yo mama so stupid, when she heard "the pen is mightier than the sword", she thought it was a quote from Percy Jackson.

Yo mama so slutty, she's slept with more guys than Irene Adler.
Debate Round No. 5
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Posted by emil1 3 years ago
emil1
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Vote Placed by birdlandmemories 3 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Pros were funnier
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Reasons for voting decision: PRO made a bit better yo mama jokes.