The Instigator
BobTurner
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The Contender
TannerJK
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yo moma joke contest

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after 4 votes the winner is...
BobTurner
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 3/13/2014 Category: Funny
Updated: 2 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 476 times Debate No: 49066
Debate Rounds (3)
Comments (2)
Votes (4)

 

BobTurner

Pro

Each round, both debaters will post a new yo moma joke.


Joke 1: Yo moma so fat that every time she turns around it's her birthday.
TannerJK

Con

Yo mama's so fat that when she walked by the tv I missed three episodes!

Good luck. I look forward to this debate.
Debate Round No. 1
BobTurner

Pro

Same to you!



Joke 2: Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on the toilet it starts saying, "a,b,c,d,e,f,g,get your fat *** off of me."


TannerJK

Con

To momma's so fat that Dracula bit her neck and got diabetes.
Debate Round No. 2
BobTurner

Pro


Yo mama so fat when she steps on the scale Buzzlightear popped out and said, "To infinity and beyond."


TannerJK

Con

Yo momma's so old that when she was in school, in history class they just wrote down what they were doing.

Thanks for the debate. Great jokes. Good luck in voting.
Debate Round No. 3
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Posted by Ragnar 2 years ago
Ragnar
Yo mamma so ugly, she had to asexually reproduce.
Posted by Kc1999 2 years ago
Kc1999
I have one: Yo mama was so ugly she became yo mama!
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Vote Placed by bettabreeder 2 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Con had better Jokes... Yo Mamma so fat when Dracula bit her he got diabetes- its the best!!
Vote Placed by Ragnar 2 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: R1: "every time she turns around it's her birthday" I don't get this one. R2: "To momma's so fat that Dracula bit her neck and got diabetes." Not the best either, since it implies she is skinny enough to still have a neck. AOTBE going into R3 "Yo mama so fat when she steps on the scale Buzzlightear popped out and said, "To infinity and beyond."" was brilliant, the old one tried to add a good touch of variety but did not click with me.
Vote Placed by Zarroette 2 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Con's opening joke was the best.
Vote Placed by PiercedPanda 2 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: He had funnier jokes.