The Instigator
pbplk58
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Losing
42 Points
The Contender
bambiii
Con (against)
Winning
55 Points

yo momma fight

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bambiii
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 1/3/2010 Category: Entertainment
Updated: 7 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 2,125 times Debate No: 10660
Debate Rounds (3)
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pbplk58

Pro

I'm new to this site and I've seen a lot of yo momma debates going around, so for my first debate I decided to try one.
Good luck to my opponent, whoever it may be.

Rules:
1. Post 3 yo momma jokes
2. This is just for fun, don't freak out or anything lol

Now, my 3 jokes:

1. Yo momma's so fat, she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book
2. Yo momma's so old, when she was born the Dead Sea was only sick
3. Yo momma's so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck
bambiii

Con

:)
i have always wanted to do one of these
ok my three jokes are:
1. Yo mama teeth are so yellow, I can't believe its not butter.
2. Yo mama so old when she was born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick.
3. Yo mama like a refrigerator everyone puts their meat in her.
Debate Round No. 1
pbplk58

Pro

Way to copy my second joke. =P

1. Yo momma so stupid, she got tangled in a cordless phone
2. Yo momma so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and screamed, "WHERE'S MY GUMBALL?"
3. Yo momma so dirty, she made speed stick slow down
bambiii

Con

ha ha my bad :P
sorry about that :)
i will post an extra one to make it up :)

my jokes:
1. Yo mama like a carpenter's dream, flat as a board and easy to nail.
2. Yo mama so poor burglars break in her house and leave money.
3. Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
4. Yo momma so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles
Debate Round No. 2
pbplk58

Pro

haha those were pretty funny!

1. Yo momma's so ugly, your father takes her to work with him so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye
2. Yo momma's so old, she owes Jesus a dollar
3. Yo momma's like a vacuum, she sucks, blows, and gets laid in the closet
bambiii

Con

dang son.
it might be difficult to beat those :P

so here they are:
1. Yo mama teeth are so yellow, when God said "Let there be light", he told her to smile.
2. Yo momma so dumb she went to Disney World and saw a sign that said "Disney World - Left" so she went home.
3. Yo mama so poor she can't even put her two cents in this conversation.

this was fun :)
Debate Round No. 3
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Posted by pbplk58 7 years ago
pbplk58
ya i really liked ur 1st and 3rd joke in the second round bambiii lol :D
Posted by Mangani 7 years ago
Mangani
This one was too close. Every round had at least one good joke from each, and two that I said "ehhh". Three points each.
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