you (the person arguing) shouldn't hate me

one: u don't know me
You have absolutely no idea who i am so how can you hate me?
two: if u hate me you must have reasons, those reasons may not be true, only your belief

for the person who may accept this i praise them: this is just a fun topic

by the way im in primary so if u have a prolonged hate against primary children then yh
oh i made it 500 chracters cuz i don't have much time
XD
anyone?

I absolutely should hate you. I don't know Justin Bieber either but that doesn't mean I can't hate him. There are two simple reasons why I should hate you, even if I don't.

1. You told me what to do.
Nobody tells me what to do. I'm not your little b1tch that you can boss around. I'll hate you just to spite you.

2. You had sex with my mother, and possibly my father.
I have it on good authority that somebody matching your description participated in a three-way with my parents. Really not cool.

just saying im rather young so i would prefer u not to mention anything wrong and rude
no swearing plz

anyway good reasons, but u no justin bieber becuse his famous, im anonymous
i had no idea i was bossing you around and if i was i apologize

argument number two
plz don't mention it again and what justification?

AHA! You have just handed me a golden excuse to hate you! You're young! I hate children! YEAH!!!!! Also, I could swear fluently by the time I was 6, so my sympathy for your sensibilities is limited. I'm a horrible person, by the way. Try not to hold it against me.

Side note, I hate people that can't take a joke.