Best Death Wish

This is the game in which you state what you imagine the greatest way to die would be and why. I, will then take it upon myself to explain how my Death-Wish is in every way superior. Said death should be explained in such pitiful detail that anyone reading commits suicide. (Hint: Their suicide would suck in comparison to mine.) Another reason for the dreaded 'splain, is how you must leave absolutely nothing to the readers imagination. Also, even though this would ruin nearly any mystically b...