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Ren
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9/30/2012 3:17:05 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
So, there's some artists out there. I've seen many of you mention it at one time or another. Well, this is our thread; the artists of DDO.

One a day, you artists, you that are truly committed to your craft and are proud of the painstaking and honest effort you put in your work -- place it here. A link to a jpg, btmp, hell, a tiff, whatever -- place your work here. But, we don't want a portfolio, no.

This is the thread for that one time during the day that you were inspired. Well, I'm asking you to capture that moment, and express yourself to the fullest of your extent. Then, post it here, and show a little piece of the world a little piece of yourself.

I'll go first.

http://fc01.deviantart.net...

I don't like how I started coloring it.

I never finish anything. :(
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10/1/2012 6:07:56 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
My entry for today:

I started a little something based on a short story I once wrote. Hasn't gotten good yet. Idk if I'mma go anywhere with it.

It was disk or sometime, too much shiit on my mind
Trying to find a purpose or sign to get behind
Drinking while thinking until the room is blurry lines
Swallowing my pride until it makes me feel divine
Whistfully neat whiskey, and otherwise, I'd be frisky
Checking the little missy to see whether or she misses me
But the situation's iffy, we just fought and she's still pissy
So, now she's in the bedroom pretending to be busy
And something seems awry, but nothing distinctly
An ill feeling, simply, like something slightly stinky
And it simply wouldn't leave me, like something rather sticky...

Lol... we'll see where it goes.
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10/1/2012 6:28:58 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
I'll post some comedy I wrote down today.

A friend of mine once told me that he gets this odd feeling, as if he can't tell whether he's coming or whether he's going. He asked if I knew what he meant. I told him I knew exactly what he meant. That's why I never mix viagra with laxative.

That's right, you laughed at a poop joke. And I have more.

I have a watch that stays on with velcro. This can be a good thing or a bad thing. One bad is that, occasionally, when I'm wiping my ass, it will stick to my hairs. Terrible predicament. One time it ripped off my watch while I was trying to pull it off my hairs. Fell right into the toiley. I had a shitty time for the entire rest of the day.

Just the other day, I met a man in an elevator. He started talking to me. Weird, I know, right? He was telling me how the proper way to put toilet paper on the rack was with it facing backwards. I told him he was wrong on many different levels.

That's not even bathroom humor anymore, lets get back on track.

Lets see. Every time I'm in a public bathroom, it always gets me all excited, only to let me down. You see, they try to make you feel like it's all space-agey. First thing, you go in the hands free toilet that flushes itself. I think "that's cool". Then I go to wash my hands. Heeey, hands free again. "That's pretty snazzy". I go to dry my hands. Hands free hand dryer. "Helllll yeaaah, this is great!". Then they make grab the handle to open to fucking door. GODDAMNIT, WHAT IS THE POINT?! What is the goddamn point.
GRAND POOBAH OF DDO

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10/16/2012 9:53:23 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 10/1/2012 6:28:58 PM, FREEDO wrote:
I'll post some comedy I wrote down today.

A friend of mine once told me that he gets this odd feeling, as if he can't tell whether he's coming or whether he's going. He asked if I knew what he meant. I told him I knew exactly what he meant. That's why I never mix viagra with laxative.

That's right, you laughed at a poop joke. And I have more.

I have a watch that stays on with velcro. This can be a good thing or a bad thing. One bad is that, occasionally, when I'm wiping my ass, it will stick to my hairs. Terrible predicament. One time it ripped off my watch while I was trying to pull it off my hairs. Fell right into the toiley. I had a shitty time for the entire rest of the day.

Just the other day, I met a man in an elevator. He started talking to me. Weird, I know, right? He was telling me how the proper way to put toilet paper on the rack was with it facing backwards. I told him he was wrong on many different levels.

That's not even bathroom humor anymore, lets get back on track.

Lets see. Every time I'm in a public bathroom, it always gets me all excited, only to let me down. You see, they try to make you feel like it's all space-agey. First thing, you go in the hands free toilet that flushes itself. I think "that's cool". Then I go to wash my hands. Heeey, hands free again. "That's pretty snazzy". I go to dry my hands. Hands free hand dryer. "Helllll yeaaah, this is great!". Then they make grab the handle to open to fucking door. GODDAMNIT, WHAT IS THE POINT?! What is the goddamn point.

This thread is unofficially the greatest thread ever.
'When the Spirit of truth comes, he will guide you into all the truth; for he will not speak on his own authority, but whatever he hears he will speak, and he will declare to you the things that are to come.' - John 16:13
jat93
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10/16/2012 10:19:20 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
I'm a writer, and I mainly write essays but I also write poetry and short stories and random artsy observations about human nature and society, so I will be sure to post something good here soon
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11/27/2012 2:48:27 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 11/27/2012 10:42:19 AM, tulle wrote:
I like them both but the second one is amazing.

Really? I like the first one more.

It's a play on Aleister Crowley for those who don't get it:
http://upload.wikimedia.org...

I call it Aleister Meowley.
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11/27/2012 5:46:55 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
I like the second one better two. Amazing stuff.
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11/27/2012 5:47:11 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
*too
#UnbanTheMadman

"Some will sell their dreams for small desires
Or lose the race to rats
Get caught in ticking traps
And start to dream of somewhere
To relax their restless flight
Somewhere out of a memory of lighted streets on quiet nights..."

~ Rush
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12/10/2012 9:12:32 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 11/27/2012 12:35:47 AM, FREEDO wrote:
Just made a new painting:
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net...

I have to ask: what do you consider yourself as an artist?
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12/11/2012 4:24:01 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 12/10/2012 9:12:32 PM, Dignitas wrote:
At 11/27/2012 12:35:47 AM, FREEDO wrote:
Just made a new painting:
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net...

I have to ask: what do you consider yourself as an artist?

What do you mean? As in genre? Surrealist.
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2/24/2013 9:38:06 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
Can't do a one a day. The stuff I do takes days or weeks to complete before it can be presented.
It's not your views that divide us, it's what you think my views should be that divides us.

If you think I will give up my rights and forsake social etiquette to make you "FEEL" better you are sadly mistaken

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2/26/2013 2:43:16 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 2/24/2013 9:38:06 AM, sadolite wrote:
Can't do a one a day. The stuff I do takes days or weeks to complete before it can be presented.

Anything you've already completed that you'd like to show?
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4/17/2013 4:08:14 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 4/17/2013 3:41:35 PM, FREEDO wrote:
Newest painting.
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net...

I was completely stoned when I did this. Pretty sure it's a buck.

At 11/27/2012 12:35:47 AM, FREEDO wrote:
Just made a new painting:
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net...

I really like these two.
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4/17/2013 4:09:19 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 4/17/2013 4:08:14 PM, muzebreak wrote:
At 4/17/2013 3:41:35 PM, FREEDO wrote:
Newest painting.
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net...

I was completely stoned when I did this. Pretty sure it's a buck.

At 11/27/2012 12:35:47 AM, FREEDO wrote:
Just made a new painting:
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net...

I really like these two.

I was high when I made that one too.
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4/17/2013 4:12:03 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 4/17/2013 4:09:19 PM, FREEDO wrote:
At 4/17/2013 4:08:14 PM, muzebreak wrote:
At 4/17/2013 3:41:35 PM, FREEDO wrote:
Newest painting.
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net...

I was completely stoned when I did this. Pretty sure it's a buck.

At 11/27/2012 12:35:47 AM, FREEDO wrote:
Just made a new painting:
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net...

I really like these two.

I was high when I made that one too.

Of course.
"Every kid starts out as a natural-born scientist, and then we beat it out of them. A few trickle through the system with their wonder and enthusiasm for science intact." - Carl Sagan

This is the response of the defenders of Sparta to the Commander of the Roman Army: "If you are a god, you will not hurt those who have never injured you. If you are a man, advance - you will find men equal to yourself. And women.
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4/17/2013 4:14:00 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 2/23/2013 11:59:10 PM, FREEDO wrote:
New painting:
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net...

Is this one Marilyn Monroe?

It is really good.
"Every kid starts out as a natural-born scientist, and then we beat it out of them. A few trickle through the system with their wonder and enthusiasm for science intact." - Carl Sagan

This is the response of the defenders of Sparta to the Commander of the Roman Army: "If you are a god, you will not hurt those who have never injured you. If you are a man, advance - you will find men equal to yourself. And women.
FREEDO
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4/19/2013 12:06:27 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 4/17/2013 4:14:00 PM, muzebreak wrote:
At 2/23/2013 11:59:10 PM, FREEDO wrote:
New painting:
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net...

Is this one Marilyn Monroe?

It is really good.

Uuh, no. More of a man's face. I don't know where you see Marilyn Monroe.
GRAND POOBAH OF DDO

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