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Sapphique
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3/9/2015 5:24:38 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
I wasn't sure if this belonged more in the funny forum or here, but I put it here :P Anyways, what are some of the best music jokes you've heard or made up?

This one I'm pretty sure many people know, but it was funny at least the first time :)
What do you get when you roll a grand piano down a mine shaft?
A-flat minor.

How are a viola and a lawsuit similar?
Everyone is relieved when the case is closed. (No offense intended, violists!)
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RevNge
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3/9/2015 5:29:44 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 3/9/2015 5:24:38 PM, Sapphique wrote:
I wasn't sure if this belonged more in the funny forum or here, but I put it here :P Anyways, what are some of the best music jokes you've heard or made up?

This one I'm pretty sure many people know, but it was funny at least the first time :)
What do you get when you roll a grand piano down a mine shaft?
A-flat minor.

How are a viola and a lawsuit similar?
Everyone is relieved when the case is closed. (No offense intended, violists!)

Everyone rags on the violists, lol.