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Vote Kleptin for President.

Kleptin
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10/28/2011 10:45:02 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
This is my platform:

I campaign under the notion that a good leader has as little effect on the population as possible.

I will be an active member for like, a week or two, then vanish for a few months at a time depending on whether or not I have a new game to play or a test to study for. During the time that I am active, I will promise the following things to my felow DDO members:

1. Site modifications

Will occur, but not by my hand. I promise that the site will change in some sort of way, most likely to something that you will like or at least grow to like.

2. Communication with moderators

Will pretty much be the same as it is now. There are lots of people on DDO who will step up and present them with petitions and requests that you all will organize and which I will not interfere with.

3. Trolls

Will continue to come to DDO and you will continue to enjoy their presence because otherwise, it gets boring and nothing unifies people better than a mutual target to ridicule and make us feel superior than.

I conclusion, vote Kleptin for DDO president. I promise that under my leadership, DDO will progress exactly as it would if there were no DDO president.

Thank you.
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Mr.Infidel
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10/28/2011 11:11:32 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
Good luck, Kleptin!
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Man-is-good
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10/28/2011 3:40:39 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
Kleptin, you're making it hard for me to chose between you and Innomen this election.:)
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CosmicAlfonzo
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10/28/2011 3:45:33 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
Basically my platform but with more words.
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Calvincambridge
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10/28/2011 4:00:30 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
you got my vote but how do I vote ?
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10/28/2011 9:53:58 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
This or innomen? So hard to choose.
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Chrysippus
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11/8/2011 9:28:45 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
It is good to see someone is treating these... *ahem* "elections" with the seriousness they deserve.
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Illegalcombatant
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11/8/2011 10:47:54 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 10/28/2011 10:45:02 AM, Kleptin wrote:
This is my platform:

I campaign under the notion that a good leader has as little effect on the population as possible.

I will be an active member for like, a week or two, then vanish for a few months at a time depending on whether or not I have a new game to play or a test to study for. During the time that I am active, I will promise the following things to my felow DDO members:

1. Site modifications

Will occur, but not by my hand. I promise that the site will change in some sort of way, most likely to something that you will like or at least grow to like.

2. Communication with moderators

Will pretty much be the same as it is now. There are lots of people on DDO who will step up and present them with petitions and requests that you all will organize and which I will not interfere with.

3. Trolls

Will continue to come to DDO and you will continue to enjoy their presence because otherwise, it gets boring and nothing unifies people better than a mutual target to ridicule and make us feel superior than.

I conclusion, vote Kleptin for DDO president. I promise that under my leadership, DDO will progress exactly as it would if there were no DDO president.

Thank you.

Trolls are DDO terrorists, but as usual the liberal do nothings want to sit back, get all cuddley with these terrorists while teaching your children the finer points of lesbian relationships.

What we need is some one who will fight the terrorists, some one who will track them down and put horse heads in there beds. Is this person klep "Osama" tin ?, I don't think so.
"Seems like another attempt to insert God into areas our knowledge has yet to penetrate. You figure God would be bigger than the gaps of our ignorance." Drafterman 19/5/12
CosmicAlfonzo
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11/8/2011 10:51:03 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
You know how to fight the "terrorists"?

Laugh at them, or ignore them. The point is, they aren't effective if you they didn't terrorize you.

This has nothing to do with being liberal. This has to do with not being a poosie.
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