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2/23/2012 3:34:04 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
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What is the purpose of this thread?
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2/23/2012 3:34:52 PM
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At 2/23/2012 3:34:04 PM, Man-is-good wrote:
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What is the purpose of this thread?

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2/23/2012 3:35:34 PM
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The ones you think of, later at night.....in bed........those are always blistering.
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2/23/2012 3:35:44 PM
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Kfc
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2/23/2012 6:47:41 PM
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Winston Churchill had some famous ones, however apocryphal:

- When accused of ending a sentence with a preposition, he said, "That is the sort of nonsense up with which I will not put."

- When accused of being drunk, he said, "And you are ugly. But in the morning, I will be sober.

- When lady so-and-so said, "If you were my husband, I'd poison your coffee," Churchill responded, "If you were my wife, I'd drink it."
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2/23/2012 6:48:59 PM
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- When lady so-and-so said, "If you were my husband, I'd poison your coffee," Churchill responded, "If you were my wife, I'd drink it."

^Favorite Churchill quote ever. And what Ober said.
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2/23/2012 6:50:03 PM
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2/23/2012 6:53:33 PM
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Well, the Jerk Store called, and they're running out of you!

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2/23/2012 7:12:38 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 2/23/2012 6:48:59 PM, UnStupendousMan wrote:
- When lady so-and-so said, "If you were my husband, I'd poison your coffee," Churchill responded, "If you were my wife, I'd drink it."

^Favorite Churchill quote ever. And what Ober said.

I'm pretty fond of, "We are waiting for the long promised invasion. So are ... the fishes."

That one's not even apocryphal. And you gotta love that ellipsis.
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2/23/2012 7:53:11 PM
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At 2/23/2012 7:12:38 PM, wiploc wrote:
At 2/23/2012 6:48:59 PM, UnStupendousMan wrote:
- When lady so-and-so said, "If you were my husband, I'd poison your coffee," Churchill responded, "If you were my wife, I'd drink it."

^Favorite Churchill quote ever. And what Ober said.

I'm pretty fond of, "We are waiting for the long promised invasion. So are ... the fishes."

That one's not even apocryphal. And you gotta love that ellipsis.

And the one were the lady says to Churchill,"Sir, you are drunk."

And he replies,"Madame, you are ugly, but in the morning, I shall be sober."
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2/23/2012 7:57:31 PM
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At 2/23/2012 3:34:04 PM, Man-is-good wrote:
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What is the purpose of this thread?

Im so so sorry! I didn't mean to post this here :(
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2/23/2012 8:05:03 PM
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At 2/23/2012 8:03:55 PM, thepotterhead wrote:
Shut up. Works in all situations.

Add,"the F***" between the Shut and The for better results.
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2/23/2012 8:21:45 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
The best come back is a punch to the face, jk lol
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2/23/2012 8:29:07 PM
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you're gay
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2/23/2012 8:45:00 PM
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I decree this spam forum... Spam away!
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2/23/2012 8:48:48 PM
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Make me a sandwich.
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2/23/2012 8:50:32 PM
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At 2/23/2012 8:48:48 PM, Lordknukle wrote:
Make me a sandwich.

Trolololololololololololol
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2/23/2012 8:57:39 PM
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Setting: STEM class, showing a student powerpoint. As usual, talking breaks out. This time it's on the subject of quietness/talkativeness, etc. A girl who is (loudly) talkative is defending herelf.

Girl: I'm usually quiet!
Me: Saying you aren't quiet is like saying the earth isn't round!
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2/23/2012 9:26:36 PM
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At 2/23/2012 8:57:39 PM, UnStupendousMan wrote:
Setting: STEM class, showing a student powerpoint. As usual, talking breaks out. This time it's on the subject of quietness/talkativeness, etc. A girl who is (loudly) talkative is defending herelf.

Girl: I'm usually quiet!
Me: Saying you aren't quiet is like saying the earth isn't round!

It isn't, it more ovalish.
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2/23/2012 9:28:27 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 2/23/2012 8:57:39 PM, UnStupendousMan wrote:
Setting: STEM class, showing a student powerpoint. As usual, talking breaks out. This time it's on the subject of quietness/talkativeness, etc. A girl who is (loudly) talkative is defending herelf.

Girl: I'm usually quiet!
Me: Saying you aren't quiet is like saying the earth isn't round!

That was terrible....
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2/23/2012 11:29:09 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 2/23/2012 9:26:36 PM, 16kadams wrote:
At 2/23/2012 8:57:39 PM, UnStupendousMan wrote:
Setting: STEM class, showing a student powerpoint. As usual, talking breaks out. This time it's on the subject of quietness/talkativeness, etc. A girl who is (loudly) talkative is defending herelf.

Girl: I'm usually quiet!
Me: Saying you aren't quiet is like saying the earth isn't round!

It isn't, it more ovalish.

^ Trolololololololol.
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2/24/2012 6:06:34 AM
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At 2/24/2012 4:56:09 AM, Thaddeus wrote:
So one guy said "your very presence disgusts me". So...

I burnt his house down.

Ruff woof [You aren't very funny]
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OberHerr
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2/24/2012 6:45:31 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 2/24/2012 6:06:34 AM, Rufus wrote:
At 2/24/2012 4:56:09 AM, Thaddeus wrote:
So one guy said "your very presence disgusts me". So...

I burnt his house down.

Ruff woof [You aren't very funny]

Ah, but he has a tie on, and you do not.
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2/24/2012 7:36:36 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 2/24/2012 6:45:31 AM, OberHerr wrote:
At 2/24/2012 6:06:34 AM, Rufus wrote:
At 2/24/2012 4:56:09 AM, Thaddeus wrote:
So one guy said "your very presence disgusts me". So...

I burnt his house down.

Ruff woof [You aren't very funny]

Ah, but he has a tie on, and you do not.

Woof [He's an idiot]
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2/24/2012 12:51:25 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Interviewer: So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
Cosgrove: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting.
Interviewer: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
Cosgrove: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.
Interviewer: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?
Cosgrove: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
Interviewer: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.
Cosgrave: Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?

[Interview Ended]
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