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FREEDO
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3/10/2012 8:54:08 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
*****OFFICIAL DEBATE.ORG DICTATOR ELECTION*****

Today is the long awaited and well publisized day to finally appoint our great leader and burn our freedoms upon the alter of Fascism to the glorious order which shall emerge.

Rules:

There is one candidate in the election, The Honorable FREEDO.

You may not vote for anyone else.

However, you are capable of voting yes or no.

A yes vote is a vote to instate FREEDO as dictator of DDO

A no vote is also a vote to instate FREEDO as dictator of DDO but is regarded as scummy.

To place a vote, it must be in bold.

Voting will end on the 12th unless the majority of votes say no, in which case it will be extended.

Let em' loose.
GRAND POOBAH OF DDO

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Lordknukle
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3/10/2012 8:55:15 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
"Easy is the descent to Avernus, for the door to the Underworld lies upon both day and night. But to retrace your steps and return to the breezes above- that's the task, that's the toil."
thett3
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3/10/2012 8:56:24 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 3/10/2012 8:55:28 PM, jimtimmy wrote:
You and what army?

The elite establishment
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: thett was right
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3/10/2012 8:56:52 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 3/10/2012 8:56:24 PM, thett3 wrote:
At 3/10/2012 8:55:28 PM, jimtimmy wrote:
You and what army?

The elite establishment

Oh. That's a good army.
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FREEDO
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3/10/2012 8:56:58 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 3/10/2012 8:56:24 PM, thett3 wrote:
At 3/10/2012 8:55:28 PM, jimtimmy wrote:
You and what army?

The elite establishment

Pretty much.
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000ike
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3/10/2012 9:00:11 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
9 threads within the span of 2 hours about an election that won't happen for another 3 months.....
"A stupid despot may constrain his slaves with iron chains; but a true politician binds them even more strongly with the chain of their own ideas" - Michel Foucault
jimtimmy
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3/10/2012 9:01:00 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 3/10/2012 9:00:11 PM, 000ike wrote:
9 threads within the span of 2 hours about an election that won't happen for another 3 months.....

Hey, you need to defend your post about all my threads being troll threads. Don't just pretend you didn't say that.
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Man-is-good
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3/10/2012 9:02:24 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
VOTE FOR Assassination
"Homo sum, humani nihil a me alienum puto." --Terence

"I believe that the mind can be permanently profaned by the habit of attending to trivial things, so that all our thoughts shall be tinged with triviality."--Thoreau
Lordknukle
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3/10/2012 9:06:51 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
I have strong authoritarian tendencies and can help you control the masses. Freedo, I require a post in your administration. Minister of Forum Thread Creation perhaps...
"Easy is the descent to Avernus, for the door to the Underworld lies upon both day and night. But to retrace your steps and return to the breezes above- that's the task, that's the toil."
FREEDO
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3/10/2012 9:06:54 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 3/10/2012 9:04:39 PM, JaxsonRaine wrote:
FREEDO, may I hold a position in your dictatorship?

Only if the position has a ridiculously long title which is in some ways contradictory and implies an abuse of power.
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JaxsonRaine
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3/10/2012 9:08:07 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 3/10/2012 9:06:54 PM, FREEDO wrote:
At 3/10/2012 9:04:39 PM, JaxsonRaine wrote:
FREEDO, may I hold a position in your dictatorship?

Only if the position has a ridiculously long title which is in some ways contradictory and implies an abuse of power.

'Jed'?
twocupcakes: 15 = 13
Mestari
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3/10/2012 9:08:12 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Maybe
Rules of Mafia

1. Mestari is never third party.
2. If Mestari claims an intricate and page long TP role, he's telling the truth.
3. Mestari always jointly wins with the town.
3b. If he doesn't he's mafia.
3c. If he was mafia you wouldn't suspect him in the first place.
4. If you lynch Mestari you will lose because he will be the third party Doctor or some other townie power role.
5. DP1 lynches are good.
6. The answer is always no.
FREEDO
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3/10/2012 9:09:57 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 3/10/2012 9:08:07 PM, JaxsonRaine wrote:
At 3/10/2012 9:06:54 PM, FREEDO wrote:
At 3/10/2012 9:04:39 PM, JaxsonRaine wrote:
FREEDO, may I hold a position in your dictatorship?

Only if the position has a ridiculously long title which is in some ways contradictory and implies an abuse of power.

'Jed'?

Done deal.

JaxsonRaine is the official Jed of the FREEDO bureaucracy.
GRAND POOBAH OF DDO

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Thaddeus
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3/10/2012 9:11:37 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 3/10/2012 9:08:07 PM, JaxsonRaine wrote:
At 3/10/2012 9:06:54 PM, FREEDO wrote:
At 3/10/2012 9:04:39 PM, JaxsonRaine wrote:
FREEDO, may I hold a position in your dictatorship?

Only if the position has a ridiculously long title which is in some ways contradictory and implies an abuse of power.

'Jed'?

The extremely corrupt woman of male qualifications who lords over and presides over the massively non-existent electorate of herself, whilst parading naked with clothes on in front of the extreme high lord executioner wizard on his days off?
FREEDO
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3/10/2012 9:11:37 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 3/10/2012 9:06:51 PM, Lordknukle wrote:
I have strong authoritarian tendencies and can help you control the masses. Freedo, I require a post in your administration. Minister of Forum Thread Creation perhaps...

You haven't been initiated into the party.
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Man-is-good
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3/10/2012 9:13:02 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
What office may I hope, Comrade Freedo--The Greatest Genius of all Peoples and Times?
"Homo sum, humani nihil a me alienum puto." --Terence

"I believe that the mind can be permanently profaned by the habit of attending to trivial things, so that all our thoughts shall be tinged with triviality."--Thoreau
FREEDO
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3/10/2012 9:13:53 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 3/10/2012 9:11:37 PM, Thaddeus wrote:
At 3/10/2012 9:08:07 PM, JaxsonRaine wrote:
At 3/10/2012 9:06:54 PM, FREEDO wrote:
At 3/10/2012 9:04:39 PM, JaxsonRaine wrote:
FREEDO, may I hold a position in your dictatorship?

Only if the position has a ridiculously long title which is in some ways contradictory and implies an abuse of power.

'Jed'?

The extremely corrupt woman of male qualifications who lords over and presides over the massively non-existent electorate of herself, whilst parading naked with clothes on in front of the extreme high lord executioner wizard on his days off?

This will be your own title, Thaddeus. Or, if you don't want it, you can impose it on some random person, against their will.
GRAND POOBAH OF DDO

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JaxsonRaine
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3/10/2012 9:14:03 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 3/10/2012 9:09:57 PM, FREEDO wrote:
At 3/10/2012 9:08:07 PM, JaxsonRaine wrote:
At 3/10/2012 9:06:54 PM, FREEDO wrote:
At 3/10/2012 9:04:39 PM, JaxsonRaine wrote:
FREEDO, may I hold a position in your dictatorship?

Only if the position has a ridiculously long title which is in some ways contradictory and implies an abuse of power.

'Jed'?

Done deal.

JaxsonRaine is the official Jed of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

AHHAHAHAHA! I CAN FEEL THE POWER!!!

So, I'm signing up volunteers for the luncheon on Saturday. I need someone to bring peach preserves, someone to bring a weed eater, and someone to bring a live chicken.
twocupcakes: 15 = 13
FREEDO
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3/10/2012 9:16:02 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
I will give anyone who votes for me a position of a title of their choosing. What their position actually represents is another issue.
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FREEDO
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3/10/2012 9:18:11 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 3/10/2012 9:13:59 PM, jimtimmy wrote:
Can I head race relations?

I wouldn't have it any other way.
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Thaddeus
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3/10/2012 9:18:32 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 3/10/2012 9:13:53 PM, FREEDO wrote:
At 3/10/2012 9:11:37 PM, Thaddeus wrote:
At 3/10/2012 9:08:07 PM, JaxsonRaine wrote:
At 3/10/2012 9:06:54 PM, FREEDO wrote:
At 3/10/2012 9:04:39 PM, JaxsonRaine wrote:
FREEDO, may I hold a position in your dictatorship?

Only if the position has a ridiculously long title which is in some ways contradictory and implies an abuse of power.

'Jed'?

The extremely corrupt woman of male qualifications who lords over and presides over the massively non-existent electorate of herself, whilst parading naked with clothes on in front of the extreme high lord executioner wizard on his days off?

This will be your own title, Thaddeus. Or, if you don't want it, you can impose it on some random person, against their will.

I choose Ike. He needs to be more chill. Naked parading would help with that.
jimtimmy
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3/10/2012 9:18:55 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 3/10/2012 9:18:11 PM, FREEDO wrote:
At 3/10/2012 9:13:59 PM, jimtimmy wrote:
Can I head race relations?

I wouldn't have it any other way.

Great.
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FREEDO
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3/10/2012 9:24:08 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 3/10/2012 9:18:32 PM, Thaddeus wrote:
At 3/10/2012 9:13:53 PM, FREEDO wrote:
At 3/10/2012 9:11:37 PM, Thaddeus wrote:
At 3/10/2012 9:08:07 PM, JaxsonRaine wrote:
At 3/10/2012 9:06:54 PM, FREEDO wrote:
At 3/10/2012 9:04:39 PM, JaxsonRaine wrote:
FREEDO, may I hold a position in your dictatorship?

Only if the position has a ridiculously long title which is in some ways contradictory and implies an abuse of power.

'Jed'?

The extremely corrupt woman of male qualifications who lords over and presides over the massively non-existent electorate of herself, whilst parading naked with clothes on in front of the extreme high lord executioner wizard on his days off?

This will be your own title, Thaddeus. Or, if you don't want it, you can impose it on some random person, against their will.

I choose Ike. He needs to be more chill. Naked parading would help with that.

000ike is the official Extremely Corrupt Woman of Male Qualifications Who Lords Over and Presides Over the Massively Non-Existent Electorate of Herself, Whilst Parading Naked With Clothes on in Front of the Extreme High Lord Executioner Wizard on His Days Off (ECWMQWLOPOMNEEHWPNWCFEHLEWHDO) of the FREEDO bureaucracy.
GRAND POOBAH OF DDO

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